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Posted on 02/20/2026 9:01:00 AM PST by RoosterRedux
LONDON — In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, the former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor joined a UK Muslim rape gang so he could keep abusing young girls.
The disgraced former royal made the announcement on Thursday following his arrest on charges of misconduct, telling authorities that he had converted to Islam and joined one of the famous rape gangs in town, which effectively made him immune from facing any consequences.
"We all know I won't be held accountable now," Mountbatten-Windsor told reporters after being released from custody for being Muslim. "You all thought you finally had me, but I'm always several steps ahead of you. I have converted to Islam and joined one of their delightful rape gangs, which means law enforcement won't touch me, and I can continue abusing young girls as much as I want without any fear of being prosecuted. Cheers!"
British authorities admitted that there was now little they could do.
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not to mention the sheep, boys, and goats??
I would classify this as very very dark humour. Not exactly breaking out in chuckles this time.
That’s hilarious. The pointed irony of it all. Well done.
Satire isn’t always humor. In this case, it’s wry irony–pointing out how the UK establishment is ignoring Muslim grooming gangs who are targeting non-Muslim girls.
Duh.
Ha! I said this yesterday. He should have converted to islam. That way he could rape as many kids as he wants in the UK without facing any consequences for it.
Understood. Usually I find most BB stuff LOL funny but this one made me think more of the victims (from Epstein and the groomers) than the irony.
He’s already got his new gang name and everything. He’s now the ‘Royal Rapist’
The leadership's failure to deal with it is proof that the UK has lost its sense of honor and decency.
He’d get similar results if he got elected to the US Congress ...
Has Fergie chimed in on the current situation? I’ve been keeping an eye out but haven’t seen anything.
IIRC, they have reconnected in some way not that long ago.
We need this propaganda to feed our hate towards Iran etc. etc.
Ok. but is it dark because its true?
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