Posted on 02/04/2026 8:13:26 AM PST by PROCON
The Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse was evacuated after doctors found “an eight-inch-long live World War I artillery shell in…[a man’s] rectum,” according to the Daily Mail.
The Daily Mail quoted “an investigating source” who indicated that the patient, a 24-year-old man, “…was in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum.”
Because the artillery shell was not inert, “bomb disposal experts” were called in, as was the fire brigade.
The New York Post noted that “a security perimeter” was set around the medical facility while the artillery shell was being handled.
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I had a good friend who passed in 2021. He was a plumber. He was doing a job at a hospital 20-something years ago, and he told me he got a peek at an X-ray in which some object, maybe a beer bottle, was stuffed up somebody’s rectum.
I don’t know why people would want to do that, but some folks apparently get pleasure out of that. Then the “find out” portion happens.
Brings up the Seinfeld episode where Cramer says (paraphrase) ‘if you’re at a party and there’s proctologist there, you stick to them all night. The stories they tell ...’
I hope you beat it. Put your trust in the Lord, too. Screw cancer.
Shoulda used a boattail projectile (tapered at both ends).
No wonder Germany was able to conquer France so easily.
The Daily Mail pointed out, “There was no initial explanation as to why the shell ended up in the man’s body, but local media speculated that it might have had something to do with his social life.”
And you thought those 88s were tough.....
Eons ago, when I lived in northern Virginia, I had to take Mrs. Mountain to ER for some injury. While there, I noticed in the next bay a couple of CBP officers had a hispanic man in their custody; they were handling him with great care. At one point, the doctors slapped some x-ray images of him on the light table ... he had a bunch of small blobs of “material” in his rectum. I believe he had keistered a bunch of dope, and they were waiting for it to come out.
This isn’t the Babylon Bee 🐝🐝🐝🐝?
So does the doctor remove it or does the bomb squad?
I think i see your problem sir.
Was the artillary round wearing protection?
“Dang, gives new meaning to “Fire in the hole!” 🤣🤣🤣”
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“ Was it a 155 mm shell?”
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Geez, that would’ve killed him going in, even if inert. I was thinking of a 37mm shell or, in a really bad case, a French 75. Sheesh, even that’s nearly 3 inches in diameter.
Gives new meaning to the phrase: Blow out your ass!
BUT homosexuality is normal.
(Who else does that kind of stuff?
…dang near killed him.
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