Posted on 01/19/2026 8:32:51 AM PST by Navy Patriot
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.
In objection to perceived harsh tactics by masked ICE agents, the protesters have donned masks and begun pummeling hapless citizens who wander too close.
"This will teach them to be more civil," said local protester Dani Markham, as she dragged a random old man out of his car. "We're going to stand up to these ICE goons by beating this old man within an inch of his life. Bite the curb, old-timer. No more violence in Minneapolis!"
According to witnesses, Antifa groups have begun assaulting anyone driving an SUV, wearing camouflage, or with a rental car showing a license plate from a different state. "When they hit these people over the head with a shovel, it's really making a strong statement that violence is never the answer," said local organizer Sherri Womack. "Minneapolis will never let ICE get away with these Gestapo-like tactics. That is why we are going to rove the streets with our identities hidden, demanding people swear fealty to our cause, and brutally thrash anyone who refuses."
At publishing time, the Antifa had begun attacking all white males to protest ICE targeting people from certain countries.
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I thought The Bee was supposed to be satire.
They occasionally fib.
I was stung by The Bee.
I got fooled again. The story is unfortunately, quite believable. Even the twisted logic of ‘beating bystanders in order to protest violence’. That IS how many of those
Motley Mobs think. Reason, empathy and diplomacy are thrown into the nearest dumpster.
A nice blast from a fire hose in single digit temps would do wonders as a deterant.
That’s because that’s what the leftist anarchists are doing in real life.
They’re doing EXACTLY what they complain about ICE doing.
So did I.
True.
Correct.
Agreed.
Time to do some curb stomping on these punks.
Antifa the Oxymoron
If these protesters are being paid, the thing to do is to see who is paying them & then put that to a complete Stop.
When the Left staffs it’s protests with mercenaries . . .
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