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Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus
The Bee ^ | January 14, 2026 | Staff

Posted on 01/14/2026 11:56:18 AM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus.

Onlookers cheered as Jackson emerged from the bus, after several minutes of trying to figure out how to open the bus door.

"Aw, look at her, all dressed up like a big girl," said local woman Jeannie Gordon. "It's so neat that the Supreme Court makes accommodations for people like Ketanji. I love that she gets to participate, just like anyone else. Oh look, they're even letting her put on a robe! So sweet."

Though the Supreme Court has done its best to allow Jackson to feel like she's a part of things, it has not been without its challenges. "Yesterday, oral arguments were dalyed an entire hour because Jackson ate another glue stick," said court clerk Walter Beauregard. "Some of the justices handle it better than others. Barrett is used to lots of toddlers, but Justice Thomas... not so much. Last week, he tried to set himself on fire just to get a break from Jackson talking."

At publishing time, the Court had been delayed again after Jackson ate all of the amicus briefs. [Banner Ad]

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She's so cute, I wonder what she will look like when she grows up?
1 posted on 01/14/2026 11:56:18 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Tragicomic.


2 posted on 01/14/2026 11:59:48 AM PST by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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To: Navy Patriot
> ...Barrett is used to lots of toddlers, but Justice Thomas... not so much. Last week, he tried to set himself on fire just to get a break from Jackson talking...

That made me laugh so hard I damn near peed. Love The Bee!

3 posted on 01/14/2026 12:01:11 PM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

This one was particularly good!


4 posted on 01/14/2026 12:03:04 PM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Would have been better if some sort of AI generated video could have been included.


5 posted on 01/14/2026 12:07:20 PM PST by technically right
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To: Navy Patriot

Here in Raleigh, they use those little buses to transport the kids that are too incorrigible to ride a regular bus.


6 posted on 01/14/2026 12:09:27 PM PST by beef (The pendulum will not swing back. It will snap back. Hard.)
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To: Navy Patriot
"Yesterday, oral arguments were dalyed an entire hour because Jackson ate another glue stick," said court clerk Walter Beauregard.
7 posted on 01/14/2026 12:10:05 PM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: beef

Oh, it’s the Bee. Sorry.


8 posted on 01/14/2026 12:10:34 PM PST by beef (The pendulum will not swing back. It will snap back. Hard.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Has she figured out what a woman is yet?


9 posted on 01/14/2026 12:11:41 PM PST by beef (The pendulum will not swing back. It will snap back. Hard.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Was she appointed to the Supreme Court to make an argument for abortion?


10 posted on 01/14/2026 12:53:41 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenerHow y, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: beef

Five Year Old Brought In to Explain
Difference Between Boys and Girls
to Supreme Court

11 posted on 01/14/2026 1:34:12 PM PST by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good. )
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To: Navy Patriot

She’s the definition of retard.


12 posted on 01/14/2026 1:50:26 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Was she licking the window?


13 posted on 01/14/2026 1:55:49 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: maddog55

“Help me understand” x 1000 per hearing.

Sorry Katanji. That is above your pay grade.


14 posted on 01/14/2026 1:56:57 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: beef

Here in Virginia short buses are not allowed because they “create a stigma regarding their occupants.” Accordingly, there are many full-sized buses driving around with a handful or fewer kids on them.


15 posted on 01/14/2026 2:04:48 PM PST by KevinB (I don’t really care, Margaret.)
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“Here in Virginia short buses are not allowed because they “create a stigma regarding their occupants.” Accordingly, there are many full-sized buses driving around with a handful or fewer kids on them.”

Ironic, because that decision is retarded.


16 posted on 01/14/2026 2:23:04 PM PST by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Love it - humor is much better than all the sob stories...and Hannity-like - CHECK THIS OUT!!! We could be rich if we could collect $$ each time he says that in an hour TV program.


17 posted on 01/14/2026 2:23:30 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Navy Patriot

She doesn’t know what most 5 year olds know, what a woman is.


18 posted on 01/14/2026 4:25:55 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (No Jesus. No Peace.... Know Jesus. Know peace.)
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To: Navy Patriot

OMG!!! She is SO DAMN DUMB....tgis is EMBARRASSING! Will Lesbian Elana follow her down this HELL HOLE?


19 posted on 01/14/2026 4:32:39 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: KevinB

So much for energy efficiency.


20 posted on 01/14/2026 5:31:13 PM PST by beef (The pendulum will not swing back. It will snap back. Hard.)
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