Posted on 01/14/2026 11:56:18 AM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus.
Onlookers cheered as Jackson emerged from the bus, after several minutes of trying to figure out how to open the bus door.
"Aw, look at her, all dressed up like a big girl," said local woman Jeannie Gordon. "It's so neat that the Supreme Court makes accommodations for people like Ketanji. I love that she gets to participate, just like anyone else. Oh look, they're even letting her put on a robe! So sweet."
Though the Supreme Court has done its best to allow Jackson to feel like she's a part of things, it has not been without its challenges. "Yesterday, oral arguments were dalyed an entire hour because Jackson ate another glue stick," said court clerk Walter Beauregard. "Some of the justices handle it better than others. Barrett is used to lots of toddlers, but Justice Thomas... not so much. Last week, he tried to set himself on fire just to get a break from Jackson talking."
At publishing time, the Court had been delayed again after Jackson ate all of the amicus briefs. [Banner Ad]
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Tragicomic.
That made me laugh so hard I damn near peed. Love The Bee!
This one was particularly good!
Would have been better if some sort of AI generated video could have been included.
Here in Raleigh, they use those little buses to transport the kids that are too incorrigible to ride a regular bus.
Oh, it’s the Bee. Sorry.
Has she figured out what a woman is yet?
Was she appointed to the Supreme Court to make an argument for abortion?
She’s the definition of retard.
Was she licking the window?
“Help me understand” x 1000 per hearing.
Sorry Katanji. That is above your pay grade.
Here in Virginia short buses are not allowed because they “create a stigma regarding their occupants.” Accordingly, there are many full-sized buses driving around with a handful or fewer kids on them.
“Here in Virginia short buses are not allowed because they “create a stigma regarding their occupants.” Accordingly, there are many full-sized buses driving around with a handful or fewer kids on them.”
Ironic, because that decision is retarded.
Love it - humor is much better than all the sob stories...and Hannity-like - CHECK THIS OUT!!! We could be rich if we could collect $$ each time he says that in an hour TV program.
She doesn’t know what most 5 year olds know, what a woman is.
OMG!!! She is SO DAMN DUMB....tgis is EMBARRASSING! Will Lesbian Elana follow her down this HELL HOLE?
So much for energy efficiency.
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