Posted on 01/11/2026 12:48:14 PM PST by simpson96
POLK COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida man landed behind bars after Polk County deputies say he had a gun hidden under prosthetic silicone breasts while he was trespassing at a construction site.
According to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, Matthew Zaccarino, 39, of Altamonte Springs, was sitting in a vehicle by himself at a construction site last month.
When deputies approached him, they said he was wearing a red, lace bra with prosthetic silicone breasts.
"Then, we notice he is wearing a G-string, showing off the boys. You know what I mean?" asked Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.
Judd went on to explain that it’s hard to know how dangerous these situations are because, under the prosthesis, deputies found a gun.
The sheriff said that Zaccarino claimed he was going to a costume party, but when deputies asked where the party was, they said he stopped talking.
"Can you imagine? He’s mad at us for trying to find out why he’s wearing lace bras with guns and G-strings or G-somethings," Judd said. "It was ugly. It was so ugly."
Zaccarino was charged with armed trespassing with a firearm, loitering or prowling and resisting an officer without violence.
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Sounds uncomfortable.
“‘It was ugly’”
I can imagine.
Florida man never disappoints.
Is that a gun on your chest or are you just happy to see me?
“”””Florida man never disappoints.””””
Nor does Florida Sheriff Grady Judd!!!!!
Cruising construction site all hopped up on gay porn and Village People fantasies.
“””Cruising construction site all hopped up on gay porn and Village People fantasies.””
As someone who spent his life on construction sites I’d say the homo was lucky the cops found him before we did.
“Is that a gun in your breasts, or are you just happy to see me?”
lace bras with guns
Machine gun jubblies ?
In Florida: Shocking and weird.
In NYC, LA, Chicago, Portland: What was the problem?
Florida Trans women??
You must be thinking about Austin Powers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYj4YDgwrs0
What's American coming where a guy can't hang around a construction site, locked and loaded, wearing one's favorite lingerie and fake boobs?
We really need to reopen insane asylums. The number of insane woke nutcases is getting out of hand.
This thread is useless without…
Oh, never mind.
“Then, we notice he is wearing a G-string, showing off the boys. You know what I mean?” asked Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.
Well, there’s no red lace bra, but here goes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krgUVduKFL4
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