Uri Geller claims 3I/ATLAS aliens 'already on Earth' linked to NASA bodies

MSN ^ | 12/17/2025 | Tom McGhie & Amrita Carroll

[NeverTyranny]

Extraterrestrial beings hitching a ride on the 3I/ATLAS comet may have already landed on Earth, according to controversial psychic Uri Geller's bold assertions.

With the mysterious cosmic wanderer 3I/ATLAS approaching our planet – reaching its "closest approach" on Friday – wild speculation has run rampant about what it might contain.

[tet68]

Oh Lord, hope it’s not more democrats !!!

[Governor Dinwiddie]

It contains spoons. Billions and billions of bent spoons.

[cgbg]

No more Third World aliens.

Enough is enough!

Lol.

[Williams]

He’s been a con artist for a very long time.

[rdcbn1]

Is this guy even still alive ?

[JBW1949]

To Gort: “Klaatu Barada Nikto”

[Wuli]

Uri has bent too many spoons.

[Red Badger]

Ping!..............

[No name given]

E.T phone home.

[RoosterRedux]

UFO-related ping

[basalt]

this clown got exposed by Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show. It was so bad, you almost had to look away, it was that cringe...

https://youtu.be/zD7OgAdCObs

[butlerweave]

Maybe they like dark meat

[BenLurkin]

You probably already know this - Johnny Carson started off his career as a magician.

[Gen.Blather]

Here’s how we know there are no aliens and none have ever been here. Our bodies are filled with and covered with microbes, fungus and prions. Everything on the Earth has the same four constituents: Adenine. thymine, Cytosine, and Guanine. The idea that life elsewhere is built of the same things is extremely unlikely. Had someone been here and released anything different, assuming it didn’t destroy all life here, we’d see evidence in the microbiologics. Nothing that could be called alien has ever been found.

I recall watching the original Star Trek when Kirk has relations with a green skinned alien girl. I laughed aloud as they’d both probably be dead in days because their biology would be hostile. Imagine, life likes dark, wet places. We are covered with and full of dark, wet places. We’d have zero resistance. Our bodies are constantly fighting infection and that’s from stuff we have been exposed to since the first human came into being. Imagine the impact of something novel that our immune system has never encountered. We’d probably all be dead in a year.

Hence, no aliens. Especially bodies.

[SaveFerris]

(Uri Geller claims 3I/ATLAS aliens ‘already on Earth’ linked to NASA bodies)

📰📰📰 BREAKING NEWS 📰📰📰:

Minnesota Governor Democrat Tim Walz has allocated
Emergency SNAP / EBT Benefits for ALL 3I/ATLAS aliens
👽👽👽👽👽 who immediately register as Democrats

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Wow! That's incredible! Uri Geller is still alive! Who cared knew?

[hinckley buzzard]

😆

[NorthMountain]

Our bodies are constantly fighting infection and that’s from stuff we have been exposed to since the first human came into being.

H. G. Wells thought the same: the Martians in "War of the Worlds" were destroyed by common pathogens.

[Sir Bangaz Cracka]

It’s real. I just saw one.