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"Alexa? Are you a SPY for Mother Government?" *SMIRK*
1 posted on 12/11/2025 8:27:01 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Alexa’s big secret is that the ‘A’ in ‘AI’ stands for ‘Almost’.


2 posted on 12/11/2025 8:31:42 AM PST by ComputerGuy
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“What are you talking about, HAL?”


3 posted on 12/11/2025 8:36:09 AM PST by DFG
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Wow, people actually ask “What does AI mean?”

“Alexa, why are people so blasted stupid and ignorant?”


4 posted on 12/11/2025 9:04:39 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Alexa, what noise annoys a noisy oyster most?


6 posted on 12/11/2025 9:11:32 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I would probably ask Alexa where are my keys or where is the remote.


7 posted on 12/11/2025 9:26:15 AM PST by caver ( )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

We got rid of our Alexa years ago. I’m a little surprised there are people who still use it.


14 posted on 12/11/2025 9:58:14 AM PST by johnnygeneric (Could we...again?)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“What Time is it?” should be number 1.


17 posted on 12/11/2025 10:07:01 AM PST by packrat35 (“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I once asked Alexa “How Much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

Alexa answered “Nineteen”

So there you have it folks, the eternal mystery is solved.


18 posted on 12/11/2025 10:09:23 AM PST by packrat35 (“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Who is Alexa?


24 posted on 12/11/2025 10:22:24 AM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. +12) Quid Quid Nominatur Fabricatur)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

A spy for Mother Government? I’m willing to bet the farm that every question asked is tied to the IP address of the user and put in some big computer for analysis.


30 posted on 12/11/2025 5:35:49 PM PST by redfreedom (They’re AWFUL...Affuent White Female Urban Leftists)
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