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“Enough Cake For A Triplet’s Birthday Party” – The Internet Is In Love With This News Anchor Reading Troll Comments In Her Broadcaster Voice
Whiskey Riff ^ | December 07, 2025 | Aaron Ryan

Posted on 12/08/2025 1:59:20 AM PST by Red Badger

VIDEOS AT LINK.............

If you’re going to read the comments, might as well have some fun with them.

The #1 rule of working on the internet is to never read the comments. Somebody could put the winning lottery numbers in our comments and I would still lose because I would never see them. It’s usually just a cesspool of trolls, so there’s not really any point in diving into the comments to deal with that mess.

But one news anchor has a different way of dealing with the trolls.

Carissa Codel, a morning news anchor from Missouri, has gone viral – and won over the internet – with her videos reading her troll comments in her newscaster voice.

Several of them take aim at her weight, which Codel laughs off:

“Thicker than a peanut butter milkshake”

“I want you to put a hurtin’ on me like you do those midnight snacks”

“I ain’t never worked as hard as them ankles”

“Why have fake news when you can have cake news”

“She’s thicker than zoo glass”

“I bet she’s thicccc and tired of reading these comments”

“You look like you could survive a harsh winter”

“Enough cake for a triplets birthday party”

“Built like my grandma’s prescription lenses”

But there are plenty of thirsty dudes in the comments too:

“Built for breeding”

“She’s like the only fat 9 I’ve ever seen”

“This is who Sir Mix-a-Lot was rapping about”

“You look like I’m about to get featured on your news channel”

“Fe fi fo yum”

“Brick wall? More like a brick house, and I’m looking to move in”

“I mean, she IS overweight. That being said, she’s an absolute smoke show”

“She would make a great single mother”

For her part, Codel says she’s not bothered by the comments, telling the New York Post gets a kick out of the creativity:

“It doesn’t affect me at all. I think that they’re hilarious…

I don’t put up the extremely mean ones, but I like the insults that are very creative. My family is very thick-skinned, I’ve never been bothered by a lot of that.”

And clearly her videos have helped grow her profile: Thanks to the 14 videos she’s posted so far, Codel has racked up millions of views and nearly 125,000 followers on TikTok.

Now, first of all, people are way too comfortable saying things online that they would never say to somebody’s face. And I have a feeling some of these dudes are probably embarrassed having their comments read in these videos (and if they’re not, they probably should be).

But man, this is a hilarious way to deal with trolls.


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To: Red Badger

Comments are typically 10x better than any article....ecvept articles that fistill the best comments.

If I wasn’t married, I’d have screwed up another opportunity!


21 posted on 12/08/2025 7:06:03 AM PST by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: Red Badger

Not unattractive at all, however...

Watch her eat.

Check out her mom.

(A SEXIST WOULD SAY!!!)


22 posted on 12/08/2025 7:16:03 AM PST by OKSooner (We are all mortal... But Jim and his website have made a significant difference in my life. RIP)
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To: Red Badger

I think she’s cute.

L


23 posted on 12/08/2025 7:18:05 AM PST by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: Red Badger
She's not all that heavy. She still has a waist.
24 posted on 12/08/2025 7:38:03 AM PST by Albion Wilde (To live free is the greatest gift; to die free is the greatest victory. —Erica Kirk)
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