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“Enough Cake For A Triplet’s Birthday Party” – The Internet Is In Love With This News Anchor Reading Troll Comments In Her Broadcaster Voice
Whiskey Riff ^ | December 07, 2025 | Aaron Ryan

Posted on 12/08/2025 1:59:20 AM PST by Red Badger

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1 posted on 12/08/2025 1:59:20 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Lazamataz

PING!....................


2 posted on 12/08/2025 1:59:57 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger
My family is very thick-skinned

We can see that. [/jk]

3 posted on 12/08/2025 2:11:01 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Democrats seek power through cheating and assassination. They are sociopaths. They just want power.)
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To: Red Badger

Boys been whistling at that since we had lips. I am glad she takes it all in stride.


4 posted on 12/08/2025 2:15:17 AM PST by Kudsman (Remember the Alamo? Good. Now recall the Plaskett surrender. )
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To: Kudsman

Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 and was the sexiest woman in Hollywood..................


5 posted on 12/08/2025 2:16:58 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

Dudes used to use paint on a canvas to immortalize ladies such as her. Makes me happy she is so confident. The AWFLs could use the lesson.


6 posted on 12/08/2025 2:19:29 AM PST by Kudsman (Remember the Alamo? Good. Now recall the Plaskett surrender. )
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To: Red Badger

Chances are better than good that most of the somewhat derogatory comments about her were made by youngsters between the ages of 35 and 10. Taylor Swift’s got nothing on her...I’ll bet she has at least a boyfriend who treats her right, and if they’re happy, I’m happy for them.


7 posted on 12/08/2025 2:38:25 AM PST by equaviator (Nobody's perfect. That's why they put pencils on erasers!)
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To: Red Badger

There is a whole lot to motor boat on her!


9 posted on 12/08/2025 3:31:49 AM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: Red Badger

She’s a looker, even with her twinkie fingers,,,

Good for her.


10 posted on 12/08/2025 3:39:08 AM PST by Adder (End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
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“Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 “

That’s true, but a 12 in MM’s day was much smaller than a 12 now. At Mom’s house I found some patterns she sewed for me in the ‘60s. 10s and 12s; I was a stick.

” a modern size 12 is much larger than a 1950s size 12; due to ‘vanity sizing,’ a 1950s size 12 (considered thin) might now be a modern size 4, 6, or 8, as body standards and sizing have shifted significantly over time, with current sizes reflecting much larger dimensions.”


11 posted on 12/08/2025 3:43:29 AM PST by MayflowerMadam ( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
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To: Red Badger

Her orbital pull is dragging me in


12 posted on 12/08/2025 3:50:47 AM PST by AppyPappy (They don't call you a Nazi because they think you are one. They do it to justify violence. )
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To: Autonomous User

Know why her feet are so small?
Nothing grows well in the shade.


13 posted on 12/08/2025 4:21:29 AM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Red Badger
I like what she did!! Big F'ing deal. She is not slender, but she's confident with her looks. In the middle ages, heavily looking ladies were considered beautiful.

I bet some of those comments were written by overweight women who hate themselves.

14 posted on 12/08/2025 4:34:14 AM PST by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: Red Badger; Lazamataz

I asked AI for a good comment for this thread. The result:

“Laz would totally hit.”


15 posted on 12/08/2025 5:49:18 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: Red Badger

She reminds me of Pam Poovey from “Archer”.


16 posted on 12/08/2025 5:49:36 AM PST by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: Red Badger

I’m surprised more people don’t do this. Its the best way to undermine criticism. Acknowledge it and have fun with it. Even the meanest comments. It gets everyone else on her side. It works much better than the “outraged victim” ploy that a lot of professional PR people advise their clients to do.


17 posted on 12/08/2025 5:58:49 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Red Badger

Our neighbor got to see Marilyn Monroe in person once. He was disappointed because she just looked fat to him.


18 posted on 12/08/2025 6:01:47 AM PST by skr (1 Peter 1:15 - But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation)
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To: Red Badger

She’s lovely. Sydney Sweeney and Kate Upton are gorgeous and a bit on the plump side too.

We’ve let homosexual fashion designers set the standards of beauty for far too long. Their ideal is an ectomorphic 14 year old boy.


19 posted on 12/08/2025 6:10:02 AM PST by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: Red Badger

I’d hit that often, lengthwise, and repeatedly.


20 posted on 12/08/2025 6:18:20 AM PST by Lazamataz (I figure if Charlie Kirk can die for free speech, I can be mildly inconvenienced.)
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