[Navy Patriot]

America's new policy is providing opportunities for advancement for many young Narco Traffickers!

[NorthMountain]

The good news is these young sailors won’t have to wait long to be entrusted with their first command ... Opportunities for promotion are ...

...

booming

...

[bray]

Lot’s of opportunity for upward mobility.

[budj]

OK, Pal, just make sure that, when the boat blows up, swim away, not back to the boat.

[FlingWingFlyer]

The FBI needs to check to see how many DemonRAT Senators might be getting kick backs from the ACME COYOTE SPEED BOAT DRUG DELIVERY SERVICE.

[bigbob]

It’s a booming industry!

[DPMD]

Delgado gave up a chance to score an athletic scholarship as a javelin catcher for this plum assignment.

[1Old Pro]

Should have stuck with fishing for a living. Lower pay perhaps, but at least you can live past 40.

[politicket]

What an explosive opportunity for this young man.

He loves his job to pieces.

[ridesthemiles]

EVERY DAY—— IN EVERY WAY-—THE BEE IS ENTERTAINING US ALL

[NavyShoe]

Keep an eye out for Sea Bats.

[Joe 6-pack]

I get the Bee's humor here, and indeed got a chuckle out of it.

That said, these cartels are as well-run as most corporations, and probably far more efficiently (and ruthlessly) than many.

They would not continue running these water routes were they no longer profitable, so for every boat we're sinking, there's probably at least a few more getting past these missile-strikes. For the cartels, the lives of the boat runners is worth nothing compared to the lost product which is where they weigh their true losses. That they continue risking boatloads of drugs leads me to conclude they're still able to make delivery on enough to risk the occasional loss of a boat and crew.

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https://youtu.be/-wf4exIiQr8?si=utI0TPxaicVZhGp8

[KarlInOhio]

This feels like a rerun.

Young Hezbollah Recruit Can’t Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager / Oct 1, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

[shotgun]

Sink or swim kid...