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Posted on 12/04/2025 6:47:22 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin
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People must really identify with this raccoon; I haven’t seen an article cross-posted as widely as this one in some time. There’s even a t-shirt with the image on it.
In my experience, raccoons are on a rampage whether drunk OR sober! ;)
“Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible
Rocky had come, equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems, had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy”
I had a Cashier that worked for me at one point and I sang the last two lines to her on a daily basis, LOL!
“Man. We’ve all be there, right?”
Imperial Beach, CA, 1990. *SHUDDER*
We are an easily amused species. ;)
Ahhhhh....the infamous “sploot” position. Brings back memories of my 20s.
An inebriated raccoon was taken into custody after allegedly breaking into a Virginia liquor store on Black Friday, partaking in what officials have deemed a “liquor-fueled rampage.” Coons gonna coon now, they are clever.
He’s a fall guy. The squirrels set him up.
Their skills at destruction of property at also more than impressive. They chew everything including electrical wiring. They are bushy tailed rat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-KDSxqJ_0o
Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in,
My head is like a football, I think I’m gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn’t that a party?
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