If the big guy is ringing the bell...
see if you have any of these in your wallet to throw in the kettle:
Posted on 11/30/2025 11:56:57 AM PST by Retain Mike
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to root out racism, the Salvation Army announced they will no longer be accepting any donations in the form of bills or coins that have white people on them.
“Ever since we learned that racism is everywhere, all the time, ingrained in every aspect of life, we realized most U.S. currency depict the faces of white men who only did evil, racist things in their lives,” said the Commander-in-Chief of the Salvation Army, Clurvis Bellman. “We then decided the best way to feed, clothe, and comfort the poor and needy is to stop accepting money tarnished with the faces of men who were basically Hitler.”
This new policy has required some modifications to their standard donation procurement; red donation buckets seen outside of retail establishments will now be accompanied by a bell ringer, a money examiner, and a public shamer to loudly criticize the donor for trying to help the poor with evil, white supremacist money.
The Salvation Army later announced they have defeated racism and have also filed for bankruptcy.
> Hard to believe the SA would do something like this. <
Back when I first heard the Salvation Army was going woke, I couldn’t believe it. The SA was always such a good and solid organization.
So I went to their website (this was around 5 years ago). By golly, there it was. A bunch of youngish SA leaders spouting every silly woke thing you can imagine.
The old saying applies. It takes decades to build a reputation, and only a moment to lose it.
By the way, I recently checked the SA homepage. Those silly woke videos have evidently been taken down. Too late, I think.
Funny I’ve never had a panhandler white black, brown or green give my money back because there was a white person on it. Did I leave out yellow? I’ve never seen an east asian panhandler. Maybe there is a lesson in that.
Those are awesome, You could print them on regular paper, and cut them out to make it easier to pass out. LOL
Yep, I’ve had some fun with ‘em!
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