1 posted on
11/22/2025 6:28:14 PM PST by
simpson96
To: simpson96
2 posted on
11/22/2025 6:30:34 PM PST by
Raycpa
To: simpson96
Florida woman and Florida man just don’t seem to be dealing with a full deck. I suppose they deserve each other.
3 posted on
11/22/2025 6:32:06 PM PST by
exDemMom
(Dr. exDemMom, infectious disease and vaccines research specialist.)
To: simpson96
4 posted on
11/22/2025 6:33:34 PM PST by
RckyRaCoCo
(there are demons out there, and they look like people)
To: simpson96
Was she arrested for speeding?? Or purchasing pizza from Little Cesars???
To: simpson96
My degree of sympathy depends on the toppings.
8 posted on
11/22/2025 6:41:42 PM PST by
fruser1
To: simpson96
“U.S. 19 in Palm Harbor, Fla.”
During rush hour it takes 3 or 4 cycles to get through red lights.
To: simpson96
C’mon, Man!
Reporters used to really dig for the nub of the story.
All over America, what everyone is really asking is.....
Anchovies, or no Anchovies?
To: simpson96
Neck tats…red flag.

14 posted on
11/22/2025 6:57:49 PM PST by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
To: simpson96
A kia forte did 107 miles per hour? Was this downhill?
To: simpson96
To get pizza? I don’t see the problem here.
19 posted on
11/22/2025 7:25:15 PM PST by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
Little Seizures is the worst pizza on the planet.
21 posted on
11/22/2025 9:01:58 PM PST by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: simpson96
23 posted on
11/22/2025 9:31:47 PM PST by
Fledermaus
("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
To: dfwgator
(U.S. 19 in Palm Harbor, Fla., which has a posted speed limit of 55 MPH.)
She can’t drive...
55?
26 posted on
11/23/2025 2:53:31 AM PST by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: simpson96
More wacko drivers than ever out there.
To: simpson96
Pizza Pizza, she likes her Little Greasers hot!
33 posted on
11/23/2025 6:00:26 AM PST by
dforest
To: simpson96
There are so many pizza joints around me that there isn’t enough highway to even get up to 100 MPH...
To: simpson96
I got busted for the same thing when I was in college over 30 years ago. What can I say? My only excuse is that was about the dumbest thing I did at that age so all in all, not too bad.
I hired a lawyer, pled nolo contendere and paid a fine and the state dropped the misdemeanor charge.
and yes I know it was dumb and I was lucky I didn’t kill myself or others.
41 posted on
11/23/2025 6:53:32 AM PST by
FLT-bird
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