Posted on 11/02/2025 4:06:55 PM PST by simpson96
MOBILE, Ala. (WKRG) — A man suspected of stealing packages from Mobile and Mississippi porches has been arrested, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office.
According to an MCSO news release, deputies saw a black Ford Escape driving at a high rate of speed around 1 a.m. Friday near Boe Road extension and Spanish Trail.
When they stopped the driver, identified as Todd Anthony Bond, they reportedly found several packages in the car that matched the description of packages recently taken from someone else’s property.
Bond, a 46-year-old Jackson, Mississippi, resident, was arrested and charged with first-degree theft of property.
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These are AI-Generated, but still funny.
Porch Pirates getting their just desserts
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RrLKKKSNbJ0
Times are tough after Biden left office and he had to turn in his Admiral’s uniform.
He looks like Smecker from The Boondock Saints.
😆
𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘚𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. /𝘪𝘺𝘬𝘺𝘬
“For a few seconds this place was Armageddon! There was a fire fight!!!”
Physics nerd here to say that
“a black Ford Escape traveling at a high rate of speed”?
should be
“a black Ford Escape traveling at high speed”
What a babe!!!!
Yeah, he'll be a butt pirate in prison... and like it.
“He makes love ..just like a woman
But he breaks like a little girl.”🧔
He has had plenty of practice.
Booty Bandit.
I like the “Mentality” shorts where various (often AI-generated) animals encounter Halloween yard decorations and guarded candy bowls!
Yarrr arr, matey. I spy trig booty on the shore an’ I swoops down on it escapin on me sloop.
I swore not to be taken alive but me timbers ‘ave been shivered. Does this here ‘ere dress make me butt look big, in truth. Aarrghh blow me down
The Judge might be lenient on that dude — he’s already been punished by nature.
Ha ha ha!!!
Watched it!
I’m on All Saints Day now.
A third Boondock Saints is finally coming.
I. Can’t. Wait!
My neighbors college aged son went put to a Halloween party as Blanche Devereaux... I have questions 🫥
He seems........nice.
That’s a man, baby!
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