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Florida Man Arrested After Smashing Pumpkins at Target Store
floridadaily.com ^ | 10/31/2025 | Florida Daily

Posted on 11/02/2025 7:45:05 AM PST by V_TWIN

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To: V_TWIN

At least he did not use the pumpkins to smash a Geo Metro car.


21 posted on 11/02/2025 8:56:25 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: V_TWIN

Possible Facebook Entry that upset the Pumpkin Smasher:

“Hey, Aaron, I saw your YouTube entry for Felix Mendelssohn’s Violin Concerto in E Minor.

OMG..Man, do you even know how to hold a violin bow properly?
My 5 year old shows more precise fingering when he plays the violin I bought him off Walmart for $45.00.

And that Rondo, during the finale, was so uneven and f*** disorganized. Were you attempting to be Ironic?
I sprayed beer all over my keyboard.You owe me a new keyboard, Bro!

Any-whoo have a Nice Day!


22 posted on 11/02/2025 8:57:44 AM PST by lee martell
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To: RAT_Poison

Orange pumpkin bad?


23 posted on 11/02/2025 8:58:30 AM PST by GingisK
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24 posted on 11/02/2025 8:59:12 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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25 posted on 11/02/2025 9:22:49 AM PST by AAABEST (That time Washington DC became a corrupted, existential threat to us all...)
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To: V_TWIN

I guess Linus finally snapped after The Great Pumpkin snubbed him one too many times.


26 posted on 11/02/2025 9:24:08 AM PST by Rainbow Rising (Welcome back, President Trump!)
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To: V_TWIN; Red Badger

In other news the stone temple pilots have put Alice in chains.


27 posted on 11/02/2025 10:22:46 AM PST by left that other site ( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
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😁..........................


28 posted on 11/02/2025 10:23:50 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: V_TWIN

What if he correctly sensed that these pumpkins were evil?

I’m giving Florida Man the benefit of the doubt.


29 posted on 11/02/2025 10:26:26 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: V_TWIN

I suspect recreational pharmaceuticals were involved.


30 posted on 11/02/2025 10:42:58 AM PST by Thud
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Just say No...to Pumpkin Spice. It’s a gateway drug to pretentiousness.


31 posted on 11/02/2025 10:45:15 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (Knowing may be half the battle but preparedness and determination decide it.)
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To: V_TWIN

The store should have hired a security gourd.


32 posted on 11/02/2025 10:51:00 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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“someone was messing with him on Facebook.”

I can see why. That is one serious comb over.


33 posted on 11/02/2025 10:56:33 AM PST by Varda
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So, Aaron, show us on the pumpkin where the Halloween customs touched you.


34 posted on 11/02/2025 11:50:03 AM PST by healy61
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