Is this the definition of irony, where the asst. fire chief's dog cause a fire.
To: DallasBiff
I’ve been wondering how safe these things are even when they aren’t ‘chewed’.
What can make them start a fire, like the ones we’ve heard about on airplanes lately?
2 posted on
10/21/2025 1:13:40 PM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: DallasBiff
That's hilarious! "Who's a bad boy? Are you a bad boy? What did you do?"
3 posted on
10/21/2025 1:14:00 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: DallasBiff
They should recall the dog treats. /sarc
4 posted on
10/21/2025 1:15:48 PM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: DallasBiff
Does that make him a... hotdog being the fire starter he is? Lol!
5 posted on
10/21/2025 1:16:21 PM PDT by
Tom Tetroxide
(Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
To: DallasBiff
The Dog Ate My Homework: The Jetson’s version.
6 posted on
10/21/2025 1:31:13 PM PDT by
Flatus I. Maximus
(George Orwell's _1984_ was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual. )
To: DallasBiff
8 posted on
10/21/2025 1:39:37 PM PDT by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: DallasBiff
The dog of a fire chief should know better!
9 posted on
10/21/2025 1:47:25 PM PDT by
HYPOCRACY
(Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account. )
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
Maybe the dog had heard about the legends of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow burning down Chicago, and wanted to take a page out of her book? :P
12 posted on
10/21/2025 3:17:46 PM PDT by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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