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Greta Thunberg Says Israel Put A Noose On Her And Yelled, “This Is Bagel Country!”
BabylonBee.com ^
| Oct 18, 2025
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/19/2025 11:04:48 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Then the Bedbugs impregnated her
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:05:49 AM PDT
by
butlerweave
(Fateh)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
The bagels even had schmear.Another day, another sample of the Bee’s brilliant writing!
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:06:41 AM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:07:24 AM PDT
by
jjotto
("...saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob, And I hated Esau...")
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Israel saved their lives , they had Zero Aid so they were going to be Hostages
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:09:46 AM PDT
by
butlerweave
(Fateh)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Greta, why didn't you take them out with your captive bolt pistol?
To: E. Pluribus Unum
To: Disambiguator
Beatles, shmeatles, we rock. 🎶🎶
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:17:17 AM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:24:01 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
noose sounds like a good idea in this case
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:25:18 AM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Complaining about being in bagel country?
The Israelis should have kept her loxed her up.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I was surprised it wasn’t a leash
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:27:06 AM PDT
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Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Maybe they put a bagel around her neck and shouted Moose
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I think I would be okay with a pastrami sandwich pushed into my face.
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:51:15 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Had me going for a bit...
Kinda sounded like Thunberg.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
They did not put a noose on her head. At her request, they gave her a nose ring.
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posted on
10/19/2025 11:55:01 AM PDT
by
ChessExpert
(Infidels of the world unite against the evil that is Islam.)
To: Sicon
Another day, another sample of the Bee’s brilliant writing!No kidding. Plus, the bonus of some Freeper comments being quite the contenders.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
i’ve said it before... all gretta needs to do to repair and replenish her reputation is find herself a black boyfriend that stands at least a foot taller than her. she will then become the poster girl for the left again without fail!!
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posted on
10/19/2025 12:07:39 PM PDT
by
sit-rep
(START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
To: butlerweave
Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair, and shouted, "This is bagel country!"The so-called Israelis who put a noose on her and shouted "This is bagel country" turned out to be two brothers from Africa who previously worked for Jussie Smollett
To: E. Pluribus Unum
They should have locked her up.
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