Posted on 10/18/2025 5:25:20 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump stated that he actually kind of liked the ring of "King Trump" after hearing the term for the first time at Saturday's "No Kings" protest.
Though he had not previously considered declaring himself the ruling monarch of America, Trump stated that the protest had gotten him mulling the idea.
"I have to admit, I like what they're saying out there, King Trump. It sounds nice, doesn't it?" said Trump. "It really rolls off the tongue, King Trump. Then I could have a real crown, not like the tiny crown that TIME magazine put on me in that cover they did. There must be a million people out there yelling about King Trump. It's so nice to hear, I'm already their favorite President, now I could be their favorite King. It's a beautiful idea these people have given me, really terrific."
President Trump quickly gathered his aides to announce his decision to transition America into a dynastic monarchy. "I also want to commission a great monument to these people rallying today, the people who gave me the idea," said Trump. "I want them to know that without their chants of 'King Trump', I never would have done this. They should be congratulated, really terrific people who helped make this happen."
At publishing time, protesters had reportedly canceled next week's "No Emperors" rally.
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If America actually had a monarchy, those spoiled brat libtards wouldn’t be allowed to constantly protest and riot.
I wonder what would happen if they pulled this crap in the UK.
🚨 OMG...the President of the United States just posted himself piloting a fighter jet with "KING TRUMP" on the side and dumping mud all over Harry Sisson and No Kings protestors
To the song "Danger Zone"
He is one of a kind😭 pic.twitter.com/j4ihSVEawS— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 19, 2025
King Trump - I Like The Sound Of That
Yes he has two sons to follow up after him not a bad idea.
Democrats will be camping down by the river bank waiting for their ship to arrive.
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