Posted on 10/16/2025 6:55:07 PM PDT by Jonty30
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I thought he had boobs
Madhouse magazine must be something on the order of the Bee.
It reminds me of the story about the two soldiers who flew into a small town near a base in the mountains. There were no rental vehicles but a Turk offered to rent them a camel.
They rode into town and stopped for dinner. When they exited the restaurant, there were two camels tied up. The young corporal said,”Sarge, how do we know which one is ours.” The Sergant said, “It’s easy!” He walked behind one of the camels and lifted the tail. He then said, “The other one is ours!”
They got aboard the other camel and started off to the base. The corporal then asked, “Sarge, how did you know this is our camel.”
The Sergeant said, “Well, when we stopped, I heard somone say, ‘Look at the camel with the two a$$holes.’ The other one only had one.”
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
After they got back, the corporal said to Sarge,
“I’m uhh, lonely. What do we do here for fun?”
Sarge said, “Hmmm. According to the Turk, the camel’s name is Dylan Mulvaney. Talk to it nice, you can use him. Just climb up on the foot stool again.”
A little while later Sarge finds the corporal standing on the foot stool with Dylan’s tail lifted again, and he’s breaking both laws of christian men, and God.
Sarge sputtered, “WHAT do you think you’re doing to Dylan, corporal?!”
“Well, you said .. “
“I meant, ride him back into town!”
I hope Katy Perry wears a Che Guevara t shirt to bed.
So he knows who she REALLY wants.
Uncle Che.
These people aren’t still claiming he’s Fidel Castro’s son. Wonder how much money he paid the media to get that story out.
I don’t blame her. That was a nice yacht. But at least he doesn’t have to put up with Trudeau anymore.
Me too. But I decided to share the pain to make it more bearable.
Interesting since I think she initiated the split. I guess when you split you hope your ex is miserable and if they seem to be fine or thrive it’s like the gut punch the item says.
Everyone has boobs. Some of us just have bigger ones than others.
Much better now, thank you.
I was about to make a crack about his inFIDELity but never mind.
😜
You’d think she would be overjoyed... Fidel Junior is back to having sex with woman again... Every time she and her husband black-faced Justin went on vacation, he always brought a very gay MP and his husband along for the ‘ride’...
Pretty sure it was a three way thing and Sophie was never invited.
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