Posted on 10/13/2025 1:23:02 PM PDT by Red Badger

Great idea, Portlanders: Once the illegals catch sight of your pasty backsides, they'll demand to be deported!

From the National Review:
Hundreds of individuals stripped down at least partially before getting on their bikes. The group met at Portland's Convention Center, staged a die-in on Burnside Bridge, and ended the cycle ride at the city's Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility.
Some protesters wore see-through ponchos over their naked bodies to shield themselves from the rain. Others wore costumes and clown outfits and held Palestinian flags.
Here's a somewhat censored version of what that looked like:
[Warning: I made sure no jibbly bits are easily visible in this aerial video, but be warned that it does feature naked liberals from a distance.]
VIDEO AT LINK...............
Yep.

So ... what did getting naked on a bridge in the rain accomplish?
Well, it showed the Nazis (everyone who has ever voted Republican) that Portland isn't afraid of them!
Yet another [protester], Nicole, told local media that she rode to bring awareness to antifascist activism.
'I feel like I can only imagine being in the shoes of the people who are really, truly affected by this, that it would make me feel a little better thinking of others standing in solidarity and helping bring attention to it,' Nicole said. 'I don't think there's a whole lot I can do about it, but this is one small thing that I think I can do to help support a more humane world.'

This naked bike ride has been held annually since 2004.
Sunday's ride was a necessary response to ICE's 'militarization' of Portland, activists said.
Oh, Portland. 😂
Imagine the toxicity of the bicycle seats.
That’s one of the lesser known Murphy’s Laws.
Leftist stunts gave Nixon a landslide.
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A question for the philosopher as well as the scientist.
Too bad not a REAL “Die in”.
“Snarf” can mean to sniff a bicycle seat, particularly a woman’s, for sexual gratification.
My mother was a nurse’s aid way back when in the 60’s.
She said you just get used to it. It’s work............
Yes, we now have Peace in the Middle East............
Can you imagine the Indiana-Jones-style face melts from seeing this lot in its birthday suits?
Say, is that naked chick the actress who played Penny on Big Bang Theory?
Per IMBD, Penny was played by Keily Couco, but the resemblance is uncanny.
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