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Once again, Florida Man fails to disappoint
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1 posted on
10/10/2025 5:27:32 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: Red Badger; dfwgator
2 posted on
10/10/2025 5:28:34 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
(RIP Charlie Kirk)
To: V_TWIN
This isn’t the first such incident.
Criminal People are really stupid.
The minute those tickets left the store they were cancelled....................................
3 posted on
10/10/2025 5:30:01 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: V_TWIN
snatching a pack of Newport cigarettesThere it is, Boo Boo!
To: V_TWIN
But he changed his t-shirt!
To: V_TWIN
“... snatching a pack of Newport cigarettes”
Talk about winning The Coveted Golden Dumb-Ass Award.
A pack...of Newports.
In for a penny, in for a pound, bub - swipe cartons of unfiltered Camels, be a real man.
6 posted on
10/10/2025 5:33:57 AM PDT by
decal
(They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
To: V_TWIN
The one with the coffee mug in his butt was this weeks winner
Sheriff Grady Judd has too much fun
7 posted on
10/10/2025 5:34:48 AM PDT by
digger48
To: V_TWIN
Whenever I cash in stolen lottery tickets, I always wear my Groucho Marx glasses as a disguise. Fools them every time. Dumb ol’ Florida man couldn’t even take that simple precaution.
10 posted on
10/10/2025 5:50:16 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(It's morning in America. Again.)
To: V_TWIN
13 posted on
10/10/2025 5:59:57 AM PDT by
Raycpa
To: V_TWIN
Well, the tickets aren’t worth much unless they’re redeemed.
15 posted on
10/10/2025 6:25:46 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: V_TWIN
I thought you had to PAY for the ticket for it to be worth anything.
16 posted on
10/10/2025 6:27:00 AM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty)
To: V_TWIN
On a side note I wonder how much the $7K in scratch off yielded.
To: V_TWIN
I remember an Oregon murder that was solved when morons tried to redeem scratch-offs they’d stolen in the murder/robbery.
22 posted on
10/10/2025 8:20:54 AM PDT by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: V_TWIN
The word LOSER in the dictionary should have this story as the definition.
23 posted on
10/10/2025 8:31:55 AM PDT by
packrat35
(“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
To: V_TWIN
My ex’s cousin embezzled a bunch of money ($10k IIRC), and bought it all in scratch-offs. His thinking was that he would win more than $10K on the tickets, and he’d just return the $10K before anyone noticed and keep the profit.
Some people don’t understand how lotteries work.
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