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Florida police discover large thermos shoved up repeat offender’s butt during his 26th arrest
nypost.com ^ | Oct. 8, 2025 | Caitlin McCormack

Posted on 10/09/2025 5:45:14 AM PDT by V_TWIN

A Florida man booked for alleged drug possession was also carrying much larger contraband — a thermos that he apparently shoved up his rectum before he was captured, authorities said.

Walter Frymire, 51, was arrested for the 26th time Saturday evening after someone called in reports of a naked man in a restroom at a public park.

An X-ray of Frymire clearly depicted a foreign object lodged in his body and poking from his hip up to his rib.

The foreign object was a thermos that Frymire said he “didn’t swallow.”

“You might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into the jail. He brought a thermos into the jail. That’s right, he put it up the exit ramp, you know what I mean?” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said before holding up a thermos he estimated was the same size as the one inside Frymire.

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To: Salamander

It’s called “keistering.”


41 posted on 10/09/2025 6:51:48 AM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: V_TWIN

No doubt, Richard Gere would love to meet Florida Man.


42 posted on 10/09/2025 6:51:51 AM PDT by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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To: Salamander

“This has to physically impossible!”

There are reasons why KY is sold in 5-gallon buckets.


43 posted on 10/09/2025 6:54:24 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too. 😁 " - Robert Conquest )
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To: V_TWIN

Maybe the Thermos has that coffee made from monkey poop (yes, that’s a real thing).


44 posted on 10/09/2025 6:54:30 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: V_TWIN

Diagnosis: An immediate kesterectomy!


45 posted on 10/09/2025 6:58:55 AM PDT by Retgearjammer
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To: V_TWIN

Aside from the thermos placed where the sun doesn’t shine, what is wrong with that guy’s head? His skull looks like it has a sizable dent in it.


46 posted on 10/09/2025 7:05:39 AM PDT by jmcenanly (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston)
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To: SaveFerris

I don’t get it.


47 posted on 10/09/2025 7:21:07 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: nwrep

It’s an old, old joke that someone else mentioned later


48 posted on 10/09/2025 7:23:14 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: nwrep

Think: Wrecked him?

Worse. Almost killed him.


49 posted on 10/09/2025 7:27:42 AM PDT by gloryblaze
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To: V_TWIN

I’m here for the comments!


50 posted on 10/09/2025 7:29:07 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: silverleaf

It was his first time!


51 posted on 10/09/2025 7:32:07 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
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To: V_TWIN

That would render his thermal exhaust port unusable, I would think.


52 posted on 10/09/2025 7:35:00 AM PDT by Noumenon (They killed the guy who just wanted to talk. Now... now they've got me. KTF)
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To: Kudsman

“The stupid should hurt.”

I mean, a thermos being inserted or removed from your butt can’t be comfortable so...


53 posted on 10/09/2025 7:38:59 AM PDT by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: V_TWIN

I don’t understand how and I don’t WANT to understand how😳


54 posted on 10/09/2025 7:42:14 AM PDT by pnz1 ("These people have gone stone-cold crazy”)
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To: gloryblaze

Ah, I get it now.


55 posted on 10/09/2025 7:50:11 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: V_TWIN

Coffee enema. I don’t think that’s how it’s done.


56 posted on 10/09/2025 7:51:00 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: dfwgator; Albion Wilde; Red Badger; null and void
It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat!

LOOSE (😆) ONE TURN



57 posted on 10/09/2025 7:53:30 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: tumblindice

He must have misunderstood

☕☕☕


58 posted on 10/09/2025 7:57:11 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: decal

Chock full o’Nuts


59 posted on 10/09/2025 8:07:29 AM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: Red Badger

Mrs. V_TWIN says this whole story is ASSININE! 😁


60 posted on 10/09/2025 8:32:01 AM PDT by V_TWIN (RIP Charlie Kirk)
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