Posted on 10/05/2025 9:17:10 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
MANCHESTER, U.K. — Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who attacked a synagogue earlier this week.
"So far we have no idea why Mr. Jewkiller would have attacked a synagogue," U.K. police officer Cecil Landers told reporters. "His social media profile, replete with messages about conducting a jihad against the Jews, has so far been unhelpful. We promise that we will continue to investigate what could have motivated such a surprising rampage."
Jewkiller's family said the man is fueled by deep hatred for members of the Jewish faith and that he often mentioned a desire to do harm to the community, further confusing officers working on the case. "Our leading theory is that evil right-wing extremists were being Islamophobic," explained Landers. "Yet, witnesses report that Mr. Jewkiller shouted 'I hate the Jews! I'm doing this because I hate the Jews,' It's left us with quite the puzzle."
At publishing time, British police had announced that to keep people safe they would go ahead and burn down any remaining synagogues in Britain.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It would have been very very funny if it hadn’t been so close to reality.
Mr Jihad Jewkiller sent a threatening mail to an MP and signed it with his name several years ago. The authorities have still not figured out who it could have been…
Mark Steyn have more on this.
RIGHT!
Jihad Jewkiller went on his mass-scale slaughter of innocent civilians... why? beacuse he was served a big mac when he wanted a fish sandwich
serves those damnJews right!
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From the United Kingdom to Great Britganistan. https://shorturl.at/Ab6VZ
Useless Bobbie bastards.
He’s a muslim, what more do you need for motive.
In time, the Monarchy will be run out of England or murdered by the muslims.
It’s become so absurd it’s hard to really know what is satire and what isn’t.
There are those seriously claiming this is all because of “far right Islamophobia”...who are white British natives.
Right! HIS NAME IS HIS MOTIVE. GET A CLUE UK POLICE!!
Motive...hmmm, let’s call in the grand psychologists.
To the media, any form of religious extremism, violence or zealotry is “extreme right wing”.
The political, theological or sociology base of that religion is irrelevant to them.
They are also wondering what happened to the people who disappeared near the peak of Landslide Volcano. It may never be known how they perished.
Let me guess: far right football hooligan. What do I win?
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