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Pa. man’s emotional support alligator gets banned from Walmart
Penn Live ^ | September 12, 2025 | Chris Mautner

Posted on 09/26/2025 7:46:14 PM PDT by DoodleBob

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To: j.havenfarm

Well many of the so called “support animals” require riding in the grocery buggy, in a stroller, or even on the motorized shopping carts.


41 posted on 09/26/2025 9:19:29 PM PDT by pnz1 ("These people have gone stone-cold crazy”)
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To: null and void

,,, maybe everyone’s missing the real source of emotional security in this story - the reptile’s upstaging the pink t-shirt.


42 posted on 09/26/2025 9:20:04 PM PDT by shaggy eel (A long way south of the border.)
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To: bigbob

We have a heck of a time finding pet free hotels.


43 posted on 09/26/2025 9:22:21 PM PDT by pnz1 ("These people have gone stone-cold crazy”)
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To: goodnesswins

It used to be considered a health & safety issue.

I guess that doesn’t matter anymore.. :/


44 posted on 09/26/2025 9:35:12 PM PDT by Bikkuri (We are all Charlie now. I am Charlie!)
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To: HighSierra5

That was my first thought, as well. 🐊👢


45 posted on 09/26/2025 9:49:58 PM PDT by TXBlair (Temp tagline: Je suis Charlie. 9.10.25 May the good Lord receive and embrace you, Mr. Kirk.)
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

So does the gator.


46 posted on 09/26/2025 9:52:10 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: DoodleBob

“He’s helping me snap up those deals”


47 posted on 09/26/2025 9:53:47 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: telescope115

😃😄🤣🤣🤣😂


48 posted on 09/26/2025 9:54:01 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: DoodleBob

He just wouldn’t stay away from the fish tanks...


49 posted on 09/26/2025 10:12:56 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Always spay or neuter your liberal.)
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To: shaggy eel

Fair point! I missed that.


50 posted on 09/26/2025 10:17:24 PM PDT by null and void (The only man in all of Scotland is a 14 year old girl...)
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To: Veto!
Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.

51 posted on 09/26/2025 10:22:36 PM PDT by umbagi (Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. [Twain])
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To: DoodleBob

No worse than a yapping, nasty little rat dog


52 posted on 09/26/2025 10:31:14 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: stanne

Swamp puppy


53 posted on 09/26/2025 11:51:55 PM PDT by HollyB
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To: KarlInOhio

5 FEET LONG DOES NOT ===32 POUNDS


54 posted on 09/27/2025 1:02:02 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: DoodleBob

“ Jinseioshi”?! WTF is up with black people? Whatever happened to Mary, Anne, Daphne, Jennifer…


55 posted on 09/27/2025 1:24:47 AM PDT by albie
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To: DoodleBob

I once saw a guy walking around a Walmart with a parrot on his shoulder. And no, he wasn’t dressed as a pirate.

The next step will be people wearing “furry”animal suits in stores so they can be their own emotional support animals. That will take shoplifting to a whole new level. Imagine how much merchandise you can stuff inside a full body furry suit.


56 posted on 09/27/2025 1:41:01 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ( "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine")
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To: SaveFerris
I have an emotional support Xenomorph

that I picked up on LV-426...

Would that be allowed?

No. Those things are born with an attitude problem and they drool all over everything.

57 posted on 09/27/2025 2:06:59 AM PDT by BlackbirdSST (FTL)
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To: piasa

The trunk monkey is proven superior for that purpose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc


58 posted on 09/27/2025 2:56:03 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: SaveFerris

“I have an emotional support Xenomorph
that I picked up on LV-426...”

Be careful with that. I heard from a reliable source at the NY Times that in recent years the Yautja have been arriving to hunt.

Maybe if you put your xenomorph in a dress it will go undetected.


59 posted on 09/27/2025 3:54:24 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Gary Gilmore the POS who murdered Charlie Kirk!)
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To: KarlInOhio

😂😂😂😂😂😂


60 posted on 09/27/2025 3:57:24 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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