Good for her, she has more cajones than I do.
To: DallasBiff
This alligator alcatraz is a bitch.
To: DallasBiff
3 posted on
09/17/2025 2:28:51 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: DallasBiff
Police see a Florida blonde knee-deep in the swamp, shotgunning gators then flipping them over.
From the road, “What the h*** you doing lady?!” demands Officer Friendly.
“Well I really want but can’t afford alligator shoes, so why aren’t any of these guys wearing shoes?”
4 posted on
09/17/2025 2:28:56 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: DallasBiff
Too bad she wasn’t armed.
5 posted on
09/17/2025 2:29:19 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(If the truth offends, then the offense lies not in the truth—but in the falsehood it exposes.)
To: DallasBiff
Alligator wrestling? Must have been Janet Reno....or Janet Reno.
6 posted on
09/17/2025 2:31:13 PM PDT by
DCBryan1
(Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
To: DallasBiff
Sounds like a tough broad. Good for her. Looks like she don’t take no crap from anything.
7 posted on
09/17/2025 2:34:43 PM PDT by
packrat35
(“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
To: DallasBiff
Brave LITTLE lady!! “I fought an alligator and I won.”
8 posted on
09/17/2025 2:37:09 PM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
To: DallasBiff
No matter how big, if you flip a gator over and rub their belly, they go to sleep.
Also works on salties...
9 posted on
09/17/2025 2:40:08 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(When men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go…)
To: DallasBiff
Was she arrested for hurting the local wild life?
11 posted on
09/17/2025 2:52:22 PM PDT by
dforest
To: DallasBiff
She said anyone would do it. Not me.
13 posted on
09/17/2025 4:27:38 PM PDT by
roving
To: DallasBiff
Maybe Billy Napier is coaching the Gator.
14 posted on
09/17/2025 4:28:56 PM PDT by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: DallasBiff
You don’t walk your dog by a creek in gator country. Just saying.
To: DallasBiff
17 posted on
09/17/2025 5:17:22 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: DallasBiff
This being “Florida Woman,” I expected it to read “Florida Woman Punches Dog to Rescue Her Pet Alligator.”
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