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Florida Man strikes again!
1 posted on 09/15/2025 7:39:37 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

He is dang lucky that an alligator didn’t take its share...


2 posted on 09/15/2025 7:41:45 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: dynachrome

Aquaman…paging Aquaman…


3 posted on 09/15/2025 7:42:40 PM PDT by Allegra (Thank you for your attention to this matter. I just )
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To: dynachrome

Got to give him credit for being original.


4 posted on 09/15/2025 7:46:06 PM PDT by sjmjax
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To: dynachrome

I know people feel like they are being robbed paying to go to Disney, but you can’t rob them back, people...


5 posted on 09/15/2025 7:49:36 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: dynachrome

where were the Gators?


6 posted on 09/15/2025 7:51:58 PM PDT by RummyChick (If I did not provide a link in my post none will be forthcoming )
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To: dynachrome

Was the man real or a cover story for the employees?


7 posted on 09/15/2025 7:55:29 PM PDT by alternatives?
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To: dynachrome

Its the perfect crime!! Actually, I’m surprised it hasnt happened before!! ...and more often!


8 posted on 09/15/2025 8:06:24 PM PDT by sit-rep (START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
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To: dynachrome

No Alligator? Okay, I’m considering based on SCUBA.


9 posted on 09/15/2025 8:06:45 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: dynachrome

Lloyd Bridges would have had this solved in half an hour.


10 posted on 09/15/2025 8:06:47 PM PDT by Flatus I. Maximus (Je suis Charlie Hebdo et Charlie Kirk!)
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To: dynachrome
Sounds Fishy to Me...

12 posted on 09/15/2025 8:44:17 PM PDT by Waverunner (Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
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To: dynachrome

Very resourceful, for a crook.

1) a scuba diver
2) familiar with restaurant mgmt procedure
3) with an employee confederate?


14 posted on 09/15/2025 9:54:58 PM PDT by citizen (A transgender male competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: dynachrome

We have a (partial) description:

“Employees described him as slim, approximately 5-foot-10, wearing tight clothing and a blue beanie.”


15 posted on 09/16/2025 1:16:48 AM PDT by Ken H (Freeper #240 - Dec 05, 1997)
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