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Millions Of Christian Extremists Gather To Pray For Those Who Want To Kill Them
Babylon Bee ^ | 9/14/25 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/14/2025 10:12:17 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970

U.S. — Reports from across the country reveal millions of Christian extremists gathered in groups this morning to pray for the people who want to kill them.

Though they shed tears of grief for the dead, the extremists collectively reaffirmed their belief in the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting.

"Yes, we are grieved and sorrowful, and for all those hurting deeply, we pray to the Lord," said local man Greg Thompson. "And for those who have hurt us and celebrate our grief, we also pray to the Lord. We have seen the most heinous form of hate, that which will take a life. We have also experienced the greatest form of love, that which will lay down its own life, pure and spotless. At the cross -- where again, hatred took a life -- love proved stronger than hate. Love proved stronger than death. And so, suffering as we are, we strive to follow the example of Christ. Forgive them, Father. Bring them to your Kingdom."

At publishing time, the Christian extremists had announced plans to do the very same thing again next Sunday.


TOPICS: Religion
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; church; faith; kirk; persecution
I know this is from the Babylon Bee, but here's the thing - this is literally true.
1 posted on 09/14/2025 10:12:17 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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> I know this is from the Babylon Bee, but here's the thing - this is literally true.

The Bee occasionally (like here) produces 2-layer satire: A piece that (as you say) is literally true, but which is told in a satirical style. It's like satire that satirizes itself, wraps around on itself, and ends up "straight".

2 posted on 09/14/2025 10:39:43 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Forgiveness requires repentance. When the mob was shouting “crucify him, crucify him”, Jesus said “forgive them Lord, for they know not what they do”. But He knew many of them would repent because they were merely ignorant, having heard the Pharisee call Jesus a blasphemer and a heretic when none of that was true. Is the same true of these Leftists who celebrate the death of innocent people for believing in God and speaking their belief? I don’t think so.


3 posted on 09/14/2025 10:40:11 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Amen!


4 posted on 09/15/2025 2:24:16 AM PDT by spincaster (ifi)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Many a true word spoken in jest.


5 posted on 09/15/2025 3:13:03 AM PDT by spokeshave (Proud Boys, Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads & Curmudgeons)
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6 posted on 09/15/2025 5:58:28 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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7 posted on 09/15/2025 6:09:00 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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Sorry if I missed it but what is the context of this picture.
Thanks.


8 posted on 09/15/2025 7:35:57 AM PDT by vis a vis
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To: vis a vis

There is no context to that picture. It’s an AI generated image of Charlie comforting Ireyna(sp).


9 posted on 09/15/2025 8:14:31 AM PDT by Malsua
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