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To: dayglored

Islam has 72 virgin ho’s waiting for you in the afterlife if you successfully martyr yourself. That might sound appealing to some, but keep in mind that there’s no bacon either.


9 posted on 09/10/2025 11:02:28 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Telepathic Intruder
> Islam has 72 virgin ho’s waiting for you in the afterlife if you successfully martyr yourself. That might sound appealing to some, but keep in mind that there’s no bacon either.

In the ~1400 years Islam has been active, all the available beautiful young virgins have already been assigned. As a result, current and future martyrs will have to make do with virgins that are, shall we say, not as appealing. Maybe think Helen Thomas, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, etc.

Also, there's no guarantee that the virgins are female. Take that into consideration...

15 posted on 09/10/2025 11:17:36 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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