[Libloather]

Past employee. Who else would go behind a Waffle House after 2am?

[Hyman Roth]

I’m here for the comments.

[Hyman Roth]

Check the hash browns.

[quantim]

My money is that is a drug war retaliation, illegals from the cartels are known to cut off heads.

[alexander_busek]

Three observations:

1. One shouldn't discount the possibility that the murder victim was killed elsewhere, dismembered, and the remains deposited behind the Waffle House at some later time.
2. I am surprised the smell hadn't attracted the attention of passersby / Waffle House customers earlier.
3. The discovery of a decomposed corpse just steps from your Waffle House has got to be terrible for business.

Regards,

[Sirius Lee]

A severely crumbling skull was then found roughly 100 feet from the gruesome decapitated remains

At least they're making headway.

[scrabblehack]

I think I found the place. There’s a motel right there too.
I’m guessing the woman who found the body stayed at the motel and was walking to either the McDonald’s or the Waffle House.

[A_perfect_lady]

Gay guys hooking up might be out there. Actually, a homeless person could have just died out there, and animals dragged the head a ways away. I mean, if you’re going to go to all that trouble to cut off a head, why leave it in the general vicinity?

[PGalt]

They found the headless horseman or is it all The Legend of Sleepy Hollow?

[Lazamataz]

[iontheball]

The beheading bears the trademark of the Sword of Islam.

[SunkenCiv]

I syrup the detectives solve the crime.

[Bob434]

I keep seeing street signs that say “Stop A Head” so I stop, look, but never see any heads.

[jacknhoo]

Well, the head could have been dragged 100 ft away from the decomposing body by coyotes or other animals.

My guess is as good as anyone’s at this point, but could have been a homeless person who died there from exposure or drug overdose.

[jacknhoo]

“ Authorities responded to the grim scene after a women…”

What’s “a women?”

Is this some variant or they/them pronouns?

[Presbyterian Reporter]

“”””a women stumbled upon a cluster of heavily decomposed bones in the woods behind a McDonald’s and Waffle House in Nashville”””

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We all know that the smell of a dead animal/human is very distinct. However, in this case the fast food joints must have overridden the smell.

[Tom Tetroxide]

I saw the guy a few days before this happened, while discussing whether to get the eggs sunny side up or over easy, and I told him, “Look! Which ever one you decide on it’s nothing to lose your head over!”

[mywholebodyisaweapon]

Waffle House? Hmm. Had it been a Taco Bell, then I would have thought that, oh, never mind...

[DeplorableTrumpSupporter]

The real story...

The head wanted McDonald's, the body wanted Waffle House!! They were going to meet back in the woods after eating...

[ZOOKER]

I would think the police can determine whether a blade was used to behead the body, even if there's only bones left.
They should also determine if the bones and the skull's DNA match.
Next question, is this the crime scene? Wait a minute, we don't even know if a crime was committed ...

[dfwgator]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.

Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.

Austin Powers: Okay.