St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor’s vehicle

Fox13 News ^ | 8/22/2025 | Staff

[simpson96]

The St. Pete Police Department said Marcia Morgan was arrested Monday for disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence.

Officers said Morgan was upset that her neighbor was parking near her yard when the incident started. They said she, while dressed in a hot dog costume, started leaning against her neighbor's vehicle.

She also ripped toilet paper and started placing it all over the vehicle, the responding officer said in her arrest affidavit.

She's accused of being intoxicated and refusing to cooperate with the investigation, according to SPPD.

[Bob434]

I stopped at a Walmart o e day and noticed a car that had been totally wrapped up in seran wrap.

[Noumenon]

You win the thread.

[alexander_busek]

St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor’s vehicle

I relish stories like this.

Bet she's in hot water now!

Regards,

[dayglored]

She seems nice. What do you say, Laz?

[SaveFerris]

(St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor’s vehicle)

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found a wife for Laz.

[Waverunner]

Much as I hate to feel sorry for a looney toon, I always think this is a bogus charge.. “refusing to cooperate with the investigation”.

[Waverunner]

Hot dog ladies in Florida in the 80's and 90's had street carts at busy corners, often near strip clubs, and would wear a bikini, which would tie up traffic.
They passed a dress code, no bikinis, so the next week the local intersection was jammed up solid.
The girls had on skin colored body suits, with hair and nipples painted at the appropriate spots.
Got to obey the law, after all.

[tlozo]

We are fortunate many of the crazies self-identify themselves as such...Piercings, tattoos, shaved heads, wild colors. All say I am crazy and stay away.

Unfortunately, too much of this has been mainstreamed; piercings, tattoos, etc

[SunkenCiv]

You should see her Paypee Yay Muh Che’ hats.

[nuconvert]

Only in Florida. lol

[Secret Agent Man]

There will always be people who think they can walk up to wild animals and pet them without suffering harm.

I’m just happy many of the nutballs self-broadcast to the rest of us. The ones that don’t, they can be far more dangerous. They are the kind that run Cracker Barrels.

[johnnygeneric]

When I wear my hot dog costume, I’m generally a nicer person.

[Z28.310]

Men’s rule for grocery shopping...
always, always, ALWAYS...get the hotdogs in your shopping cart FIRST, then grab the buns.

...Because you don’t want to end up wandering the store around looking for hotdogs for your buns.

...timeless heterosexual wisdom right there.

[frank ballenger]

Photos....

No shortage of buns.

[frank ballenger]

My humble thanks.

[oldtech]

She does look a little dinghy.