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Waffle House Unveils Successful Brand Strategy Of Just Keeping Everything The Same Forever
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| Aug 22, 2025
| The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee
Posted on 08/22/2025 4:57:21 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
“Waffle House. We will never waffle!”
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Yes! They didn’t push masks during Covid, and when everyone else was moving to thick, spongy Belgian style waffles, Waffle House was where you could reliably get a thin, American style waffle.
Unfortunately, the coffee is just as mediocre as ever, while most other places have upgraded.
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:05:19 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
To: E. Pluribus Unum
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:07:24 PM PDT
by
DallasBiff
(Apology not accepted.la is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Well, they could use real butter instead of that hydrogenated margarine...
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:08:14 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Larry Lucido
LOL! Darn right there’s no wafflin’ at the Waffle House!
Breakfast with a steamin’ mugova ‘Merica!
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:08:47 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:09:16 PM PDT
by
Feckless
(The US Gubbmint / This TagliCanne CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
To: glorgau
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:19:01 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Who says shooting woolly mammoths with a 1911 is a bad thing? )
To: DallasBiff
This just in from the President of American Insomniacs:
We, of the original AI, would like to thank our WH for being true to what we love.
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:25:49 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Waffle House - where Democrat presidential candidates go after blowing the debate!

-PJ
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:26:03 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Come for the waffles, stay for the 3 AM ghettopottamus fights!
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:38:26 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: PGR88
“””Come for the waffles, stay for the 3 AM ghettopottamus fights!””””
Waffle House could make a lot of money if they put those on pay per view.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
That is funny but I have always liked Waffle House and, mostly, for those exact reasons.
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:48:21 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The Golden Age of MAGA is upon us!)
To: Dr. Sivana
I love their coffee!! Is it a medium roast or something? I think it’s great.
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:54:46 PM PDT
by
Persevero
(You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
To: E. Pluribus Unum
“When you want to eat a stack of pancakes, a pile of bacon, and some grits at 2 A.M. while watching a live fight between some transients who wandered over from the truck stop, Waffle House has been — and always will be — the place to go.”
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posted on
08/22/2025 5:58:07 PM PDT
by
newfreep
("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
08/22/2025 6:00:03 PM PDT
by
Alberta's Child
("Although my eyes were open, they might just as well be closed.")
To: E. Pluribus Unum
And the salsa they use comes from San Antonio, from Van De Walle Farms (now sold under the HEB brand).
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posted on
08/22/2025 6:00:37 PM PDT
by
decal
(They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
There's only one person in America who can save Cracker Barrel now!
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posted on
08/22/2025 6:02:02 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Thank goodness!
Although we have to cross the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and drive about an hour north to visit our favorite Waffle House for a late breakfast...
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posted on
08/22/2025 6:20:58 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
08/22/2025 6:21:54 PM PDT
by
ro_dreaming
(Who knew "Idiocracy", "1984", "Enemy of the State", and "Person of Interest" would be non-fiction?)
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