🚨 LMAO! Federal agents are ROASTING leftists who are harassing cops on the streets of DC

X, Twitter ^ | 8-16-2025 | Nick Sortor

[servo1969]

[Video clip]

FAT LEFTIST: “You can choose to be something else!”

AGENT: “And you can choose to eat a salad!”

INCREDIBLE 🤣🔥

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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: dc; districtofcolumbia; escalator; ice; moonbats; police; salad

[servo1969]

Burn.

[dfwgator]

Darn, I thought you meant that literally.

[AndyJackson]

Like with flamethrowers
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[dfwgator]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOLOL! You can hear that quip near the end of that video.

[budj]

A Slenderella reject!

[mikey_hates_everything]

All that female screeching in that Metro escalator tunnel protecting their rapists.

[Salvavida]

Lifetime burn. All the way to the grave.

[vivenne]

Navy Yard is incredibly crime-ridden. But some of those escalator people look like the criminals causing the crime.

[mdmathis6]

Slenderella...bwahahahahaha!
“10 minutes ago I saw you,An 8 piece bucket, and biscuits and slaw.....! The chicken was crispy and my eyes grew misty as I stuffed the whole lot thru my maw!”

Time for a Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella sendup parody!

Add a “trans” slant to the mix and you have...”Slenderfella”!

[rdcbn1]

So the Fed LEOs and the National Guard troops have made DC streets safe enough for the pencil neck liberal activist geeks to go outside and harass the men and women on the street protecting them from the thugs. .

What a country!

[arthurus]

I was hoping o see a video of flame throwers in use. It would probably be even more effective than Napoleon’s “Whiff of grape.”