Slenderella...bwahahahahaha!
“10 minutes ago I saw you,An 8 piece bucket, and biscuits and slaw.....! The chicken was crispy and my eyes grew misty as I stuffed the whole lot thru my maw!”
Time for a Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella sendup parody!
Add a “trans” slant to the mix and you have...”Slenderfella”!