Posted on 08/16/2025 5:05:37 PM PDT by piytar
President Trump, after brokering a peace deal between Congo and Rwanda, found that Doctors Without Borders operating in that war-torn region had discovered a plant that cures all known forms of cancer. The plant is surprisingly common and can be cultivated in any greenhouse. While clinical trials are ongoing, Europe plans to start utilizing the cure within the next few months. The FDA expects to expedite use of the cure, so it should be available in the United States within the next decade or so.
ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSNBC have responded that discovery of this cure will cost many cancer researchers their jobs. They also all agreed that the cure will cause untold harm to the economy because of its impact on the pharmaceutical industry. Nancy Pelosi has already sold off all her holdings in pharmaceutical companies, emphasizing the damage this cure will do to the economy.
The universal opinion of the political experts on theses esteemed networks is that President Trump should immediately be impeached for this action because curing cancer by a President has no basis in the Constitution.
The View in particular was outspoken, with one speaker saying "Trump has again gone beyond his authority as so-called President."
Fox News pundit Tyrus responded saying, "isn't curing cancer a good thing?" He of course was immediately castigated in the media for being a "right wing Nazi."
Lefts reaction is noooo this is terrible cancer is awesome it has great benefits
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If Trump cured cancer, the Democrats would whine that he put researchers out of work.
If people don’t die of cancer, Social Security is doomed! See, those dastardly Republicans are at it again!
Federal injunction blocking its use in 5 4 3 2...
It’s in there — and you are absolutely correct.
I’ll believe it when I see CNN crying about it
President Trump walks on water. MSM: Trump can’t swim!
Technically this is also satire. I’m parodying the leftmedia’s reaction to Trump trying to end the war between Russia and Ukraine. It is also satire regarding the leftmedia in general.
Seen that before -- but still a good one!!!
LOL! Good work!
They did this during the lockdown.
Whatever, he promised to find the cure on day 1! I bet this will turn everyone into zombies in the long run. Just watch…He’s just trying to distract from the Epstein files! (Did I get them all?)🤣
Not possible. Joetato said he cured cancer already. Ask Dr. Jill!
What would be the environmental impact of all these cancer patients suddenly living another 30 or so years? Hurricanes, deforestation?
You think this is a parody?
As the US engagement in the Iraq War was winding down in 2007, McClatchy Newspapers ran this story:
As violence falls in Iraq, cemetery workers feel the pinch
Excerpt:
A drop in violence around Iraq has cut burials in the huge Wadi al Salam cemetery here by at least one-third in the past six months, and that's cut the pay of thousands of workers who make their living digging graves, washing corpses or selling burial shrouds.
-PJ
All falls under Climate Change, which killed all of us back in the 70's. Or was supposed to...
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