TRUTH!
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Some things hit waaaay too close to home!
I worked for a guy whose wife was like this. It was a small construction company and we were going to a job site about 45 miles from town. He got a call from his wife on the two-way, she said he forgot to take out the garbage. This task is simply taking a can of garbage from the home to the curb.
He dropped us off at the worksite, then quickly sped back to town to take out the garbage.
There was always something like this going on for us workers to be amused over.
Dave's not here man
A Marine told me this years ago:
“Always walk and act like you’ve got sh*t to do, and nobody fuc*s with you.”
It works, but not with a Wife. They’re immune.
Wait, what?
Q1. She did the shopping?
Q2. She bakes bread?
Q3. She thanked him?
Q4. She cooks?
If Danielle is going to be a real shrew, she needs to stop doing those things, and have Dave either do those things, or hire them out.
J/K.
And the sound of There’s Something She Wanted Him To Do should trigger an automatic “not now dear” and “please make me a sandwich”.
LOL. On a related note, we have a young friend who just turned 40 who grunts or groans every time he gets up or sits down. We tease him that he is officially old because of it and he doesn’t take too kindly to the teasing.
Build a man cave, lock it, don’t answer calls from wife.
Which is why I keep a vivacious 31 year old woman on speed dial for various “maid” services.
One of the Bee guys must have got married.
Every married man knows this....
It’s totally ok however to come home from work to a trashed house, a woman still in her pajamas and no dinner...
The biggest mistake mankind made was when we allowed them to start wearing shoes...
Yep!!
My mother-in-law did this to husband when he was a late teen/early 20s and was working. He would sit down to read and she would ask for something from the basement three or four times in a row. Exasperated, he told her to please figure out what she needed so he could get everything in one trip.
I never ask him to do anything. He would call me a nag.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Damn straight “truth”!
Kinda true. It all varies. My wife is a nurse and I’m mostly retired. I do 75% of the housework. I enjoy it.
Mark Gungor-A Tale of Two Brains" (Full version)
I admit that this is my favorite part (link takes you right to it)
A Man's Brain is like a...box! And this part:
A Woman's Brain is like...a big ball of wire-everything is connected to EVERYTHING!
Watching the video will be the best five minutes you spend today, especially if this thread made you laugh!
Why is it that when things are finally starting to run smoothly, they always seem to want to get in there and meddle with it?