[xp38]

At publishing time, sources said Dave could be heard trying to "sneak" away to use the restroom before Danielle asked him how long he was planning on being gone, as the garbage needed to be taken out.

Dave's not here man

[Tell It Right]

Dave is not handling this situation the smart way. He should pretend he's asleep on the couch. When the wife calls out to him louder he should snore. When she comes to shake him awake he should pull her onto the couch with him.

Either he'll get what all men want, or she'll quit bugging him. It's called a win-win situation.