Skip to comments.
Sound Of Husband Plopping Down On Couch Helpfully Reminds Wife There’s Something She Wanted Him To Do
babylonbee.com ^
| Aug 7, 2025
Posted on 08/08/2025 5:12:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-77 next last
To: Sicon
41
posted on
08/08/2025 7:14:08 AM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: subterfuge
Or.....
She also could have worked all day too. Then did the shopping. Then started dinner. Then on and on.
The snarking here at Dave’s wife is unjustified. This satire is not funny.
42
posted on
08/08/2025 7:19:21 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Import the third world. Become the second world.)
To: rlmorel
I will vouch that the pastor has it nailed for women. I also note that there are very few times when my husband says “nothing” when asked what he’s thinking about, but he does compartmentalize very well. He is so steady. Very good at diffusing difficult or uncomfortable situations.
43
posted on
08/08/2025 7:19:50 AM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: FamiliarFace
Yes...it is a priceless video!
44
posted on
08/08/2025 7:22:10 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Yes, it is funny, but I do not know too many couples like that. Maybe my one brother and my husband’s brother. My spouse is NOT.
45
posted on
08/08/2025 7:31:50 AM PDT
by
madison10
(There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.)
To: V_TWIN
“Witnesses said local wife Danielle Matson perked up quickly after hearing the sound of her husband, Dave, plopping down on the couch, as it instantly reminded her of all the things she needed him to do for her.”
I would give anything to hear the sound of my husband plopping down on the couch!
He died a couple of years ago right after he retired, it wasn’t fair, but it happened.
I heard this not too long ago: “The sweetest sound in the world is snoring.” Ask any widow...
TRUTH.
46
posted on
08/08/2025 7:32:10 AM PDT
by
Bon of Babble
(You Say You Want a Revolutioan?)
To: Bon of Babble
I hear you.
My wife has THE loudest sneeze of any woman I’ve ever heard....OR man for that matter.
I was thinking the other day, I shouldn’t complain about it, God forbid, one day I won’t hear that sneeze anymore and I’d give anything to hear it again. 🙂
-
So sorry for your loss. 🙏
47
posted on
08/08/2025 7:38:25 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
That’s why men and women ‘of a certain age’ are called ‘grown-ups.’
We groan when we get up.
To: V_TWIN
Should I send this to my wife, nah
49
posted on
08/08/2025 8:05:28 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: V_TWIN
Dave needs to be careful or he will end up sleeping on the couch.
50
posted on
08/08/2025 8:07:58 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Kamala defines herself in just 4 words..."Nothing comes to mind.")
To: V_TWIN
The key qualification a woman looks for in a husband is his handyman skills.
51
posted on
08/08/2025 8:17:34 AM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
52
posted on
08/08/2025 8:20:21 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
To: 1Old Pro
Not unless she has a sense of humor.
53
posted on
08/08/2025 8:21:13 AM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: aquila48
Not this woman. I wanted someone who wasn’t like Archie Bunker.
54
posted on
08/08/2025 8:23:01 AM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: V_TWIN
It’s like a cat when they hear the can-opener.
55
posted on
08/08/2025 8:23:26 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: V_TWIN
56
posted on
08/08/2025 8:23:40 AM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
To: FamiliarFace
Not unless she has a sense of humor.I'm thinking it would just spark her to thinking of new things to do ....immediately.
57
posted on
08/08/2025 8:24:40 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Responsibility2nd
Whatever happened to “I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan...and never never forget how to make you a man.”
58
posted on
08/08/2025 8:24:52 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Looks like your the minority on this thread my friend, a lot of people are having a good time with it.
-
Maybe you should just lighten up a little.
59
posted on
08/08/2025 8:37:20 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: V_TWIN
60
posted on
08/08/2025 9:00:39 AM PDT
by
norsky
(<P><h3> <P><img src=" "width=500"<P><h3> <P> <a href= > </a> )
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-77 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
