Posted on 08/07/2025 6:25:03 AM PDT by Morgana
The early 2000s were a different time - and a Maxim article from 2007 listing the 'unsexiest' women has ruffled some feathers after it resurfaced and went viral.
The men's magazine, which is known for featuring scantily clad celebrities, released the list nearly two decades ago.
Entitled 'Unsexiest Women Alive', the list contained five female stars and a brief description for each one explaining the reasoning behind their placement on the list.
The unfortunate list was recently shared in a Reddit post, leaving many users horrified over who was chosen.
First on the list was Sarah Jessica Parker, with the magazine claiming she was the 'least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women' who ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title, as per a Today article published at the time.
'How the hell did this [horse] Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title?' read Sarah Jessica's description, per news.com.au.
Second on the list was Amy Winehouse, who died four years later, in 2011.
The site mentioned 'hemorrhaging translucent skin, a rat's nest mane, and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats', as to what landed her on the least sexy list.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Not hot. You must be a female to think that.
1. Rosie O’Donnell.
Trump would agree.
Apparently, JFK digged anything with a skirt that was a 7 or above.
That's before all the plastic surgery moved her navel to her forehead and gave her a beard.
“I would not say “hot” but not hideous.”
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The hideous part is on the inside in this case.
Yes. But she is not particularly attractive. A 5 maybe. But that’s fine. What I like about Brit shows is that most of the actors look like normal people, not like they just came off of a modelling runway. I did like Parker’s in that thriller with Bruce Willis.
Well, the original list was women who were defined by their “sexiness” and who had become less than sexy. Yes, this is catty and age-ist, but I am just calling strikes and balls here.
For me, the updated not sexy list would be:
Zoe Saldana
Zendaya
Kate Winslet
Angelina Jolie
Winona Ryder
Julia Roberts
Reese Witherspoon
Kirsten Dunst
Ariana Grande
Selena Gomez
Renée Zellweger
Jennifer Lopez
On the other side of the coin, actresses that are sexy today...
Margot Robbie
Jenna Ortega
Emily Blunt
Anya Taylor-Joy
Gal Gadot
Hailee Steinfeld
Karen Gillan
Cristin Milioti
Your mileage may vary.
I like Aubrey Plaza, she’s so quirky, but still cute.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Queen Camila?
I’d guess AOC would not be on that many men’s list.
I would put her on the sexy list. She went kinda lefty with her promotion of Agatha, but some say she was being sardonic.
Well, her nose is quite prominent.
No argument from me, but as just another leftist congresswoman from a garden variety of leftist states, she is not very well known. The media doesn’t put her on parade like Omar or AOC perhaps because she is white, but more likely because her packaging is so repulsive.
You misspelled Ellen’s last name, I think.
Except for big Mike your list is lacking. The point is to put people on there who the left defines as beautiful or sexy. Like Lizzo or other clearly non sexy sex symbols.
As this thread amply demonstrates, the left needs a Top 100, or at the very least a Top 50.
and the Maxi, list is form 2007.
we all know who we would name.
and your list fits to a te
Rachel Madcow needs to be in that list somewhere.
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