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WNBA Warns If You Throw Anything On The Court, You Will Be Forced To Attend 10 More WNBA Games
Babylon Bee ^
| 8-6-25
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/06/2025 4:37:28 PM PDT by dynachrome
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The Bee is fast!
To: dynachrome
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posted on
08/06/2025 4:45:34 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
08/06/2025 4:45:40 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
08/06/2025 4:48:06 PM PDT
by
iamgalt
To: dynachrome
That’ll put a stop to it.
“NO!!, NO!!, anything but that! I promise, never again, please.”
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posted on
08/06/2025 4:48:26 PM PDT
by
wrcase
To: dynachrome
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posted on
08/06/2025 4:50:52 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: dynachrome
Let’s guess what Tim Walz would throw.
To: dynachrome
Does that include gang signs?
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posted on
08/06/2025 5:00:37 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Annnd....TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN.)
To: dynachrome
Headline after a month more of this:
WNBA warns fans...”No more playing nice. Any fan throwing dildos on the court will be attacked by a gang of black thugs.”
Lol.
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posted on
08/06/2025 5:09:45 PM PDT
by
cgbg
(It was not us. It was them--all along.)
To: dynachrome
The only entertainment offered in Hell is WNBA, soccer and rap. Fair warning!
(This is known as evangelism.)
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posted on
08/06/2025 5:52:54 PM PDT
by
Hebrews 11:6
(“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
To: dynachrome
To: Hebrews 11:6
To: dynachrome
Apparently people who are “fans” of the WNBA are both trashy and unoriginal.
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posted on
08/06/2025 6:01:38 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
To: dynachrome
"In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering
perpetrating.....
Could have sworn on first read it said "penetrating" My bad.
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posted on
08/06/2025 6:35:11 PM PDT
by
DAC21
To: Hebrews 11:6
Soccer is fantastic. See my tagline. My idea of Hell is the NFL, NBA, WNBA, Baseball, rap and Bluegrass.
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posted on
08/06/2025 8:33:44 PM PDT
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CrimsonTidegirl
(R.I.P. Diogo Jota! Gone too soon! You’ll never walk alone. #20 #Liverpool)
To: Disambiguator
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posted on
08/06/2025 8:34:25 PM PDT
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Hebrews 11:6
(“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
To: tumblindice
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed
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posted on
08/06/2025 9:02:58 PM PDT
by
armourenthusiast
(I loved everything Trump until Epstein coverup)
To: CrimsonTidegirl
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posted on
08/06/2025 9:24:34 PM PDT
by
Hebrews 11:6
(“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
To: dynachrome
WNBA Commissioner Cathy Englebert has issued a statement warning the fan that keeps throwing sex toys on the court to Stop immediately unless they bring enough for both teams, coaches, and support staff ! She also specified the need for some of those kind attached to a belt !
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posted on
08/06/2025 9:35:36 PM PDT
by
cquiggy
(Ck)
To: cquiggy
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posted on
08/07/2025 1:01:35 AM PDT
by
newfreep
("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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