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WNBA Warns If You Throw Anything On The Court, You Will Be Forced To Attend 10 More WNBA Games
Babylon Bee ^ | 8-6-25 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/06/2025 4:37:28 PM PDT by dynachrome

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The Bee is fast!
1 posted on 08/06/2025 4:37:28 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Oh noes!!!!😆


2 posted on 08/06/2025 4:45:34 PM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: dynachrome

Cool it with the dildos.


3 posted on 08/06/2025 4:45:40 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: dynachrome

Hilarious


4 posted on 08/06/2025 4:48:06 PM PDT by iamgalt
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To: dynachrome

That’ll put a stop to it.

“NO!!, NO!!, anything but that! I promise, never again, please.”


5 posted on 08/06/2025 4:48:26 PM PDT by wrcase
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To: dynachrome

This is next: dildrones
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnDr_IbdIU


6 posted on 08/06/2025 4:50:52 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: dynachrome

Let’s guess what Tim Walz would throw.


7 posted on 08/06/2025 4:50:57 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: dynachrome

Does that include gang signs?


8 posted on 08/06/2025 5:00:37 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Annnd....TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN.)
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To: dynachrome

Headline after a month more of this:

WNBA warns fans...”No more playing nice. Any fan throwing dildos on the court will be attacked by a gang of black thugs.”

Lol.


9 posted on 08/06/2025 5:09:45 PM PDT by cgbg (It was not us. It was them--all along.)
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To: dynachrome

The only entertainment offered in Hell is WNBA, soccer and rap. Fair warning!

(This is known as evangelism.)


10 posted on 08/06/2025 5:52:54 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
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To: dynachrome

Now thats funny!


11 posted on 08/06/2025 5:53:22 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Hebrews 11:6

There’s a Far Side cartoon showing Hell’s video store. The only movie available is Ishtar.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_(film)


12 posted on 08/06/2025 5:59:45 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: dynachrome

Apparently people who are “fans” of the WNBA are both trashy and unoriginal.


13 posted on 08/06/2025 6:01:38 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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"In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating.....

Could have sworn on first read it said "penetrating" My bad.

14 posted on 08/06/2025 6:35:11 PM PDT by DAC21
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To: Hebrews 11:6

Soccer is fantastic. See my tagline. My idea of Hell is the NFL, NBA, WNBA, Baseball, rap and Bluegrass.


15 posted on 08/06/2025 8:33:44 PM PDT by CrimsonTidegirl (R.I.P. Diogo Jota! Gone too soon! You’ll never walk alone. #20 #Liverpool)
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16 posted on 08/06/2025 8:34:25 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
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To: tumblindice

The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed


17 posted on 08/06/2025 9:02:58 PM PDT by armourenthusiast (I loved everything Trump until Epstein coverup)
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To: CrimsonTidegirl

Pick
Up
The
Ball
.


18 posted on 08/06/2025 9:24:34 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
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To: dynachrome

WNBA Commissioner Cathy Englebert has issued a statement warning the fan that keeps throwing sex toys on the court to Stop immediately unless they bring enough for both teams, coaches, and support staff ! She also specified the need for some of those kind attached to a belt !


19 posted on 08/06/2025 9:35:36 PM PDT by cquiggy (Ck)
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To: cquiggy

20 posted on 08/07/2025 1:01:35 AM PDT by newfreep ("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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