Posted on 08/04/2025 4:36:46 AM PDT by V_TWIN
BERLIN — Historians have uncovered a blue jeans ad featuring Adolf Hitler from 1942.
"Hitler has good jeans," declared the newly-unearthed advertisement, a clarion call for the violent establishment of a dominant Aryan race.
"This blue jeans ad was truly the moment when Hitler's ambitions became clear," said historian Steve Marks. "The jeans, the sexy pose, the open call for eugenics to destroy deplorables... this photograph truly encapsulates the very heart of Naziism. Horrifying."
While scholars have long speculated that Hitler must have modeled blue jeans as part of his fascist rule, the shocking ad has roiled historians. "We always thought blue jeans were a Nazi dog whistle, but now there is proof," said professor Dr. Martin Barnes. "The word jeans is literally a homophone with the word 'genes', which can only mean one thing: jeans want to invade Poland and kill all the gays. We must stop jeans at all costs."
At publishing time, the United Nations had passed a resolution declaring wearing jeans a hate crime.
There was an 80’s SNL skit called The Ghaddafi Look that had jeans as part of it.
I remember the skit being funny.
Imagine if the Bee wrote SNL...
Lol...
The Bee should start a TV network...think about it...
Cheer up sleepy Jean...The Monkees
Jean...Oliver
Both songs of the Fatherland. Uber alles.
Clearly, any idiotic position is spoken by the leftist propagandists. Done in order to stir up the feebleminded paranoics and crazed haters.
What about “Der Jean Jeanie”.
They’re on the net. They could get on any broadcast cable network. No need for their own network...at least not yet..
IMHO.
Unfamiliar with that one...will look it up
But come to think of it...Barbara Eden is a closet Nazi.
Jean Genie...David Bowie?
Song reminds me of “I’m a Man” by the Spencer Davis group
Don’t forget “Little Jeannie” by Elton John
Don’t forget “Little Jeannie” by Elton John
Ooo, la la, Qadaffi!
When it came Qadaffi, the old uniform look suited him better.
From what I read of his ideas on taking care of his people in his last years, some were actually quite good.
This is great.
Don’t forget Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”...
Makes me want to go strait to American Eagle Outfitter so I can look just like Lizzo, right?
That’s at least 2 acres of denim
Oh don't give them ideas BB!
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