Posted on 08/01/2025 7:53:44 PM PDT by dynachrome
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The WNBA should embrace it - like the NHL did for octopi on the ice, etc.
“No Dildos, No peace”
green for envy?
They’re hiding them in a certain spot as to not get caught!
Just showing that men are not needed.
I guess women *can* dunk.
Can’t wait to see the signs with the list of “Banned Items” at the entrances and them trying to explain to fans what an “Artificial Phallus” is. Would they really say “dildo”?
“Someone is going to try to up the ante, until new rules will need to be invented to stop the audience from throwing more “objects” onto the playing areas...”
It’s already there:
https://www.wnba.com/fan-code-of-conduct
And they should be ejected from the arena for the remainder of the year.
wy69
Yeah..throwing an object onto the court is against the law. So is laughing at a wigless player.
Isn’t “artificial phallus” redundant?
The dude who threw this must be one fun guy to be around....kind of like my best friend in high school. Eddie Haskell type......this is so deserving of this clown show .....I’ll start watching the games if there’s more of this. .....hahaha.....funny!
Tim Pool called it.
Suppose the artificial phallus identifies as a real one?
Plastic rats for the back-to-back champs Florida Panthers.
Correct. Technically, a phallus is an image, sculpture, model, or toy version of the actual organ.
Exactly. The ratings will go up. Maybe it was a WNBA operative who threw the objects, as a false flag to get more people to tune in.
Tho it’s all BEASTY BALL to me and I would just a soon watch snow and hear static on a TV screen as watch the WNBA or any professional sports. They lie, cheat and steal, beat their wives, take drugs and whine about it and that’s just the players.....
I would like to suggest that the new thing would be to throw green rubber dog bones on to the court. Bouncy and topical....
Woof...
They sure it didn’t just fall out of a player’s shorts?
"Green"? "Sexual"? I'm thinking about that hot green woman from Star Trek that I'm still fixated on after 50+ years...
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