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Democrats Announce 2028 Campaign Slogan: 'We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, And The Jews'
The Bee ^ | July 31, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 08/01/2025 7:44:35 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

U.S. — As preparations geared up for the 2028 presidential election, the Democratic Party unveiled its new campaign slogan of "We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, and the Jews."

The party expressed belief that the new slogan would convey a clear message about the party's values while broadening its appeal to new groups of potential voters.

"We were looking for a slogan that would communicate our agenda of abolishing capitalism, Jewish people, and objectively attractive women," one Democrat source said. "This new slogan couldn't be more perfect."

Party leaders reportedly scrapped other suggestions to return their platform and slogan to a more patriotic, America-loving tone in favor of embracing messaging that more accurately captured the hatred of economic success, Jews, and natural beauty.

"Beautiful women and Jews, much like capitalism, cannot be the future of this country," said Senator Bernie Sanders, who was given input to keep him from running again. "Personally, I'm for Justin Trudeau, but they tell me he's not qualified or something because he's 'Canadian.' Whatever that means."

Insiders said that creating a broad platform based on hating money, hot chicks, and Jews would be the key to building a strong coalition of voters for the next election cycle. "It's a perfect mixture of the people who vote for us," said one Democrat. "Once we find the right candidate who embodies all of those things, we'll have the election wrapped up."

At publishing time, former Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg reportedly had an early advantage to land the party's nomination due to finding attractive women "icky."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; whataretheirfrnicks
It's Who Democrats Are!
1 posted on 08/01/2025 7:44:35 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

And Americans.


2 posted on 08/01/2025 7:46:07 AM PDT by Common Sense 101
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s adorable! The side that self-genocidez through abortion is suddenly concerned about “genes”.


3 posted on 08/01/2025 7:49:38 AM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: Navy Patriot

KISS: “We Hate”


4 posted on 08/01/2025 7:50:29 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (All she is, is cackles in the wind.)
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To: Navy Patriot

...And we really hate hot jew chicks.


5 posted on 08/01/2025 8:01:59 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Navy Patriot

If it is true, is it really the Babylon Bee?


6 posted on 08/01/2025 8:08:07 AM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: Vermont Lt
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Laughs in Fran Drescher.


7 posted on 08/01/2025 8:10:06 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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To: Navy Patriot

There nothing more historic than a black man and his white wife, in an 1800’s wagon train led by a guide that has gps in his saddle horn.
I may have misspelled historic.


8 posted on 08/01/2025 8:11:08 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Navy Patriot

Correct.


9 posted on 08/01/2025 8:16:04 AM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Common Sense 101

And Western Civilization in general.


10 posted on 08/01/2025 8:16:24 AM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: LittleBillyInfidel

Talk about sad bitter irony.


11 posted on 08/01/2025 8:17:15 AM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Common Sense 101

The Bee bee forgot to mention “hate white cis men.”

In the parlance of Leftspeak “white” means anyone of Judeo-Christian foundation, no matter actual skin color.

Example: Larry Elder, Jason Whitlock and Ben Carson are “white.”


12 posted on 08/01/2025 8:23:45 AM PDT by FiddlePig (The greatest threat to our sacred liberty is to not value it!””)
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To: Tai_Chung
If it is true, is it really the Babylon Bee?

We Report, You Decide!

13 posted on 08/01/2025 9:16:28 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: gundog

You have exceptionally good taste.


14 posted on 08/01/2025 9:20:38 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

15 posted on 08/01/2025 11:02:30 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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