Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka

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[SkyDancer]

Is that Mr. Vodka or Ms. Vodka, or the guy down the street?

[Allegra]

Spot on, Bee. Spot on. 😂🤣

[Drew68]

Well, drinking was the one thing she was good at.

OK, maybe one of TWO things she was good at.

[Tell It Right]

She can drink it sitting in her front yard like she’s middle class and everything. (typed in my best Kamala voice)

[No name given]

The other one was cackling annoyingly.

[Magnum44]

Between Kamala and Hillary, is there enough vodka to go around?

[Old West Conservative]

nonbinary alcoholism

[Texas Eagle]

Doug probably makes sure she has a steady supply so she doesn’t interfere with his nanny mentoring.

[RoosterRedux]

Spend More Time With Vodka

Good idea...and you're not alone. Hunter is spending more time with crack and his ho's have gone away.

There's an ad on TikTok, "Old fashion crack-head looking for an old-fashioned vodka lover. Must know how to use the F-word fluently."

"Or not."

"I'm not picky."

"Must love crack. Extra cash a BIG positive."

[Colt1851Navy]

That’s a funny name for a dog.

[READINABLUESTATE]

Piña Kamala?
Kamala-Colada (a twist on the Piña Colada)
Here’s a recipe for a refreshing drink called the Kamala-Colada, inspired by Kamala Harris, that offers a twist on the traditional Piña Colada:
Ingredients
1 fresh coconut
2 oz Jamaican coconut rum
1 oz coconut water (from the fresh coconut or store-bought)
1 oz pineapple juice
½ oz lime juice
Ice cubes
Pineapple slice or lime wedge for garnish

[JohnGallt]

translation - internal polling showing her losing. again.

[Mark17]

The other one was cackling annoyingly.

Well, ok, 3 things.

[chopperk]

Maybe Dems read recent polls and determined they would never get a decent return bankrolling Kam.

[chopperk]

Maybe Dems read recent polls and determined they would never get a decent return bankrolling Kam.

[chopperk]

Maybe Dems read recent polls and determined they would never get a decent return bankrolling Kam.

[MayflowerMadam]

So she can run for POTUS, of course.

[posterchild]

Having slavic ancestry I consider this to be cultural appropriation!

[Freee-dame]

Dems knew Kamala was a loser when she was running for the presidency herself. They pretended like she was great when she had an automatic promotion to their candidate. Now they’re back to admitting among themselves that she’s a loser. There is no such thing as integrity among America’s Democrats. There’s only the party.