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New research on 5300-year-old Ötzi suggests there could be more ice mummies out there [11/12/2022]
Scientists reconstruct Ötzi the Iceman's frantic final climb [07/30/2021]
Who Was The The Mysterious Lady Of Bietikow And What Had She In Common With Ötzi Iceman? [11/07/2020]
Study Backs 5th-Century Historian's Date for Founding of Armenia [08/15/2020]
Timothy Hutton Accused of Raping 14-Year-Old Girl in 1983 (Report) [03/02/2020]
Scientists identify 5,300 year-old sinew bowstring used by Otzi the Iceman [01/12/2020]
Alongside Otzi the Iceman: a bounty of ancient mosses and liverworts [11/03/2019]
Otzi the Iceman's tools tell a story of desperation [04/08/2019]
What Otzi the Iceman's Tattoos Reveal About Copper Age Medical Practices [09/21/2018]
Salt of the Alps: ancient Austrian mine holds Bronze Age secrets [08/24/2018]
What Ötzi the Iceman ate before he was murdered [07/15/2018]
Ancient 'Iceman' shows signs of a well-balanced last meal [07/12/2018]
Otzi the iceman really was killed by an ARROW: Europe's oldest mummy (tr) [01/05/2018]
Who Killed the Iceman? Clues Emerge in a Very Cold Case [03/27/2017]
The Iceman's Stomach Bugs Offer Clues to Ancient Human Migration [01/07/2016]
New study of Iceman reveals oldest known example of red blood cells [05/09/2015]
Anthropologists Have Mapped All 61 Tattoos On Ötzi The Iceman [01/29/2015]
Scan finds new tattoos on 5300-year-old Iceman [01/24/2015]
Ötzi's non-human DNA: Opportunistic pathogen discovered in Iceman tissue biopsy [07/27/2014]
Chalcolithic catastrophe on the Mondsee [07/15/2014]
Positioning the Red Deer (Cervus elaphus) Hunted by the Tyrolean Iceman... [07/15/2014]
Scientists say Ötzi the Iceman has living relatives, 5,300 years later [10/16/2013]
Living Relatives Of Iceman Mummy Found (Ötzi, 5,300 Years Old) [10/14/2013]
Alpine Archaeology Reveals High Life Through the Ages [09/28/2013]
Otzi's Neandertal ancestry [05/18/2013]
Iceman Mummy Finds His Closest Relatives [11/11/2012]
Massive Gold Trove Sparks Archeological Dispute [06/21/2012]
Otzi the Iceman: scientists find 5,000-year-old blood sample [05/03/2012]
Ötzi the ice mummy's secrets found in DNA [02/29/2012]
Ice Mummy May Have Smashed Eye in Fall [12/05/2011]
Iceman Autopsy [10/29/2011]
Iceman's 'Girlfriend' Found [ Lady of Introd ] [07/25/2011]
Iceman's Stomach Sampled -- Filled With Goat Meat [06/28/2011]
Scientists finally determine iceman Otzi's last meal [Ice Man] [06/22/2011]
The Iceman's Last Meal [06/20/2011]
Artists Recreate the Face Otzi, a 5,300-Year-Old Iceman Mummy [02/25/2011]
Iceman Oetzi gets a new face for 20th anniversary [02/21/2011]
Oetzi, the Iceman, was ceremonially buried: archaeologist [08/27/2010]
Otzi's secrets about to be revealed [07/27/2010]
Nanostructure of 5,000-year-old mummy skin reveals insight into mummification process [Oetzi] [04/22/2010]
Oetzi the iceman: Up close and personal [06/06/2009]
Pile village fortification found on Lake Biel [3,200 BC] [05/15/2009]
Doctors prove that the Iceman was shot to death in the Alps [ Oetzi ] [01/28/2009]
Iceman Oetzi's Last Supper [12/01/2008]
Scientists believe 5,300-year-old mummified 'ice man' belonged to unknown branch of human fam. tree [10/31/2008]
Ancient iceman probably has no modern relatives [10/30/2008]
Prehistoric Disaster: An Alpine Pompeii from the Stone Age [10/11/2008]
Archaeologists find bones from prehistoric war in Germany [10/11/2008]
Iceman's DNA Linked To Coastal Aboriginals (Canada) [04/26/2008]
Alpine Guardians Try To Put Treasures On Ice [04/17/2008]
Scientists Tantalize With 'Iceman' Findings (Canada) [04/04/2008]
Researcher's Say Italy's 5,000-Year-Old Iceman Died From Head Trauma, Not Arrow (Oetzi) [08/29/2007]
Scientists say 'Iceman' died from arrow [06/07/2007]
Tattoos - The Ancient And Mysterious History [01/03/2007]
An ancient art becomes mainstream: The acceptance of tattoo art helps remove former stigma [07/26/2006]
Alpine ice man may have been childless outcast [02/03/2006]
Infertility link in iceman's DNA [02/03/2006]
Death Renews Iceman 'Curse' Claim (Oetzi) [11/05/2005]
'Iceman' (Oetzi) Might Be Contaminated [06/14/2005]
Theory: Iceman Oetzi Wore High-Tech Shoes [03/02/2005]
Alpine Iceman (Oetzi) Reveals Stone Age Secrets [02/17/2005]
'Iceman' discoverer joins his find in Alpine grave [10/23/2004]
Finder of Tyrol "Iceman" missing in Alps [10/18/2004]
Once welcomed, Boston archbishop now sees goodwill evaporate with parish closings [09/27/2004]
Hillary wild over Bill's new blond? (Paper claims Canadian conservative "friendly" with Bubba) [02/07/2004]
After 5,000 Years, the Mystery Of Fritz Just Won't End [02/03/2004]
Iceman (Oetzi) Discoverer Claims Reward [12/22/2003]
Was Ancient Alpine "Iceman" Killed in Battle? [11/02/2003]
Iceman's bones lead scientists to his home turf [10/31/2003]
Iceman Found in Italy Didn't Wander Far [10/30/2003]
Italy's 5,000-Year-Old Iceman Put Up a Fight [DNA of 4 foes, venison and ibex his final meal] [08/14/2003]
DNA reveals how the Italian Iceman went down fighting [08/12/2003]
'Iceman' was murdered, science sleuths say [08/12/2003]
Ice Man Cometh - From Italy (Oetzi) [07/26/2003]
Secrets Of A Stone Age Rambo (Otzi, The Iceman) [05/05/2003]
Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies [04/25/2003]

Judge: Mr. Cirroc, are you ready to give your summation?

Cirroc: [ stepping out] It’s just “Cirroc”, your Honor..and, yes, I’m ready. [ approaches the jury box ]
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and runoff into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know!My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.
But there is one thing I do know – when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages.Thank you.