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Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir
babylonbee.com ^ | Jul 24, 2025

Posted on 07/24/2025 12:24:18 PM PDT by V_TWIN

GREENVILLE, DE — Former President Joe Biden expressed great interest and enthusiasm in his upcoming memoir, adding that he's quite eager to see what the autopen comes up with for it.

"That autopen and I go way back, fat," Biden said. "It's always coming up with something creative. I'm on the edge of my seat with... with... on the... I'm... it'll be something."

Biden's auto-penned memoir was reportedly sold to Hachette Book Group, a New York-based publisher, for $10 million. A sizable sum, but less than Obama earned for his twenty memoirs, presumably because Obama actually wrote it himself.

"To be clear, that autopen is going to know more about my presidency than myself," Biden confirmed. "But I wrote a little poem in there about ice cream. I love ice cream. Streetsweeper. Anyway... I rathalamber, Samantha. Mrerdifilbiltatorkanf."

"Pardon Me: The Joe Biden Story" was slated for release in fall 2025.

At publishing time, Biden had filed suit against the autopen for claiming he had lost all his faculties and was unable to write a memoir.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

1 posted on 07/24/2025 12:24:18 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

LOL


2 posted on 07/24/2025 12:25:36 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: V_TWIN

Hat tip to the babylonbee more fact than fiction most of the time.


3 posted on 07/24/2025 12:28:31 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: V_TWIN

There have been these stories about the Bidens being strapped, now that their grift gravy train has ground to a halt. So glad to see that the shadowy money machine used to enrich has been democrats has popped into gear and will be providing some relief. Whoever write it, it’s going to be a monumental work of fiction


4 posted on 07/24/2025 12:44:41 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (24 years on Free Republic, 12/10/24! More than 10,500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: V_TWIN

What will the Autopen say about Joe’s showers with his young daughter?


5 posted on 07/24/2025 1:03:39 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: V_TWIN

Could be true ... Slow Joe only has two functioning brain cells ... they are only risking a 10 million dollar payoff = chump change.


6 posted on 07/24/2025 2:13:42 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Trump has arrived and it is awesome to have a real President.)
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To: V_TWIN

“My showers with Ashley”
“13 is just a number”
“You know, the thing.”
“Mein Dumkapf”


7 posted on 07/24/2025 2:24:09 PM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower. )
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To: MtnClimber

“Joe cared so much about his budding daughter he made sure she cleaned up in all the right places. He is a loving and doting father.”


8 posted on 07/24/2025 2:25:59 PM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower. )
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To: V_TWIN

signed copies are $10 extra.


9 posted on 07/24/2025 3:53:34 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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To: V_TWIN

What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir

What a 5 year old drawing of stick people.


10 posted on 07/25/2025 7:50:48 AM PDT by Vaduz
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