Posted on 07/24/2025 12:24:18 PM PDT by V_TWIN
GREENVILLE, DE — Former President Joe Biden expressed great interest and enthusiasm in his upcoming memoir, adding that he's quite eager to see what the autopen comes up with for it.
"That autopen and I go way back, fat," Biden said. "It's always coming up with something creative. I'm on the edge of my seat with... with... on the... I'm... it'll be something."
Biden's auto-penned memoir was reportedly sold to Hachette Book Group, a New York-based publisher, for $10 million. A sizable sum, but less than Obama earned for his twenty memoirs, presumably because Obama actually wrote it himself.
"To be clear, that autopen is going to know more about my presidency than myself," Biden confirmed. "But I wrote a little poem in there about ice cream. I love ice cream. Streetsweeper. Anyway... I rathalamber, Samantha. Mrerdifilbiltatorkanf."
"Pardon Me: The Joe Biden Story" was slated for release in fall 2025.
At publishing time, Biden had filed suit against the autopen for claiming he had lost all his faculties and was unable to write a memoir.
LOL
Hat tip to the babylonbee more fact than fiction most of the time.
There have been these stories about the Bidens being strapped, now that their grift gravy train has ground to a halt. So glad to see that the shadowy money machine used to enrich has been democrats has popped into gear and will be providing some relief. Whoever write it, it’s going to be a monumental work of fiction
What will the Autopen say about Joe’s showers with his young daughter?
Could be true ... Slow Joe only has two functioning brain cells ... they are only risking a 10 million dollar payoff = chump change.
“My showers with Ashley”
“13 is just a number”
“You know, the thing.”
“Mein Dumkapf”
“Joe cared so much about his budding daughter he made sure she cleaned up in all the right places. He is a loving and doting father.”
signed copies are $10 extra.
What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir
What a 5 year old drawing of stick people.
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