Fantastic Four vs Super Apes— Opening Fight Scene ( video)

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[MarlonRando]

these are the first few minutes of the new fantastic four movie. In it, at exactly 2 minutes and 52 seconds in you can see that they had to slip in something gay. That’s Disney for you.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: dineygroomers; disney; disneygrooming; groomers; grooming; marvel; movies

[MarlonRando]

in the new fantastic four movie, Disney tries to appease the Maga hetero crowd by making a movie with heterosexuals actually having babies in a retro 1950’s world. But they can’t go very long without slipping in their agenda. So at two minutes and 52 seconds in you will see the flaming character ha ha get it? He burns the shorts off of a male model in an alternate timeline, copper tone ad. Remember the little girl with the sunburn butt in the Coppertone ad that they used to put on billboards? Well, in the alternate universe of Marvel there’s a man, they couldn’t put a boy because that would be too obvious. But they put a man and he gets his butt burned by the flaming character. Ha ha they’re so clever. So no I won’t be seeing this. Having the guy from Mandalorian play the dad reminds me of Gomez from Addams family. They should call him señor fantastico. I’m surprised they didn’t make him Chinese.

[uranium penguin]

What is the over/ under on trans and gay characters?

[montag813]

I won’t see any film with the wretched Pablo Pascal

[MarlonRando]

The character that they have for the flaming guy I’m sorry I don’t know his name because I don’t watch comic book things, anyway he’s slamming my gaydar needle

[econjack]

The LBGTQ community is SO over-represented on TV and the movies. TV shows all have to have at least one gay couple, ads have to show at least one same-sex couple...same for the movies. I’m only one person, but I refuse to buy any product that pushes their agenda in the media. HGTV is horrible from the gay guy that helps newly-rich people buy a home to House Hunters where every other couple is gay. I’ve quit watching those shows, too. What you do in your own house is up to you, but when my grandson, who loves fire engines, watches 911 only see both a male and female gay couple on the same show and asks me why two men are kissing, I’m done.

[DeplorableTrumpSupporter]

Soon the next version of Car, they'll introduce two new characters - a Yugi that thinks it's a train and a Trabrant that thinks it's a Rolls-Royce!! 😀

You don't want to know the new character in Toy Story. The Toy is not a kids TOY!! 😀

[Clarancebeaks]

That one astronaut guy looks like Ted Cruz.

[Tell It Right]

In the Disney version did they change the Fantastic Four characters like:

1) The Thing becoming a member of the Yancy Street Gangbangers?

2) The Invisible Girl turning invisible to hide from male patriarchy?

3) Mr. Fantastic studying space to build bridges with the Arab world?

4) The Human Torch stopped flying to reduce his carbon footprint?

5) Dr. Doom wears a mask for roleplay?

[FlingWingFlyer]

These “woke” stupor hero movies got tiresome and old a long time ago. I can’t believe the idiots still pay the big buck to go gawk at them. Geez. They’re junk.

[circlecity]

Apart from the wokeness I’m just burnt on superhero movies. I like a good story not just hours of special effects.

[Flaming Conservative]

Sometimes a banana is just a banana. ;)

[MarlonRando]

or it’s some dude’s butt. In the 1950’s the disney artists would be in hospitals

[catnipman]

“Apart from the wokeness I’m just burnt on superhero movies. I like a good story not just hours of special effects.”

and with horrible acting and horrible dialog ...

i reached that “burnt” point nearly 20 years ago ...

[usmcobra]

yet another attempt at getting the Fantastic Four right that fails once more....

[MarlonRando]

when the new Superman movie came out, I thought to myself- I think I’ve probably seen about 10 Superman origin movies in my life. I can’t watch another Spider-Man movie where he learns how to use his webs or some nonsense like that I am so sick of that.&$@)

[MikelTackNailer]

Bet you only drink PGA with branch water, too (Dr. Strangelove reference). The Coppertone burn was because having a toddler on fire is just too much.

‘Superman’ was surprisingly PC-free: other than “Truth, Justice and the Human Way” I saw a very straight take on America’s favorite original myth.

I DO think Pascal was a terrible miscast and his character shouldn’t have kicked Michelle Obama into a river.

[discostu]

This is another shining example of people looking for a reason to get mad.

First off the Human Torch has been around in some form or another since 1939. So if you’re going to decide his flaming nature is code for being gay... well, that’s a you problem.

As for the Coppertone billboard, there have been guys in Coppertone ads, not in the iconic pants pulled down situation, but in plenty of others. And it doesn’t really get burned by the Human Torch, he just flies by.

And Pedro Pascal is the it actor right now genre. Love him or hate him he inevitable in all sci-fi franchises. And probably means they’re going to reform the Reed Richards character who is usually a bit of a jerk, but Pascal doesn’t generally play jerks.

So all of your objections are things you inserted into it. Get over it.

[MarlonRando]

no, I’m not saying that the flaming character makes him gay, because the last iteration used the Captain America guy and that actually wasn’t so bad, I’m saying this guy is flaming because of the actual actor. Have you seen him? I just checked them on the Internet and they say that he has gender fluid.

[MarlonRando]

he is not he has. ha. He is gender fluid. if I’m not mistaken, we used to call that bi

[MikelTackNailer]

I just checked them on the Internet and they say that he has gender fluid.

Sounds like something you have to put into a Prius.

Here's conspiracy for you: Jodie Foster was the Coppertone baby in a live-action commercial back in 1965. She went on to be a huge icon for the "gay community". Perhaps the producers didn't want something associated with her to be burned out of deference so used the image of an adult man instead.