I heard all the California goons have their own blow up dolls. I guess one got out of the house alone.
Are you lonesome tonight....Do you miss me tonight...
Have they located Leisure Suit Larry?
Reminds me of the very funny novel Wilt, by Tom Sharpe.
She was someone’s loved one.
Lol I used to play right there as a kid. Maybe someone was using it as a floaty.
🎶 Since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell 🎵
Read a story years ago where an equipment manufacturer overseas filled several blow up dolls with helium and used them to protect their equipment being shipped to the USA. They served a useful person and added humor to the shipment.
The receiving company in the US got a letter from customs warning them not to do that again as they opened the shipment for inspection and there are now blow up dolls floating around the ceiling of the US Customs Office.
High occupancy lane vehicle doll ... single drivers use them to drive in the fast lane.
Call HAZMAT
LOL. I clicked on this thread for the comments.
Smiling Faces Sometimes
The Undisputed Truth
Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within
There was a Twilight episode about this, Telly Savalas tossed the doll in the river.
DNA samples were not taken.
About 15 years ago I was walking along a busy roadway near the Oakland airport. I saw what appeared to be a hand and arm submerged in a canal. There was a CHP officer in an eatery across the road and I told him what I saw.
Several minutes later a fire truck with a crane arrived on the scene, lowering a man in a hazmat suit into the water. Turns out it was kick boxing dummy.
Hey, He/She/It is a VALID California voter!
Adam Schiff getting rid of his only girlfriend?
“I’ll **** anything that moves!” ‘Psycho’ Frank Booth
Apparently some blow up doll just got sick of too much sex and decided to leave its pervert.