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1 posted on 07/18/2025 8:37:05 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

When this happened on the farm we knew what was for supper.....................


2 posted on 07/18/2025 8:37:56 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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DAMNIT! You have to let it get to the other side


3 posted on 07/18/2025 8:38:29 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Schiff to GITMO)
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Some headlines are easier to write than others.


4 posted on 07/18/2025 8:39:17 AM PDT by Raycpa
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Florida woman keeping up with Florida man.


5 posted on 07/18/2025 8:39:35 AM PDT by alternatives?
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he couldn’t wait for a chick?


6 posted on 07/18/2025 8:40:40 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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Why, why, WHY did you cross the road?


7 posted on 07/18/2025 8:41:25 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator ( Now open: DOW - Department of Winning)
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As part of her sentence, Cynthia Diaz Sosa should be forced into vegetarianism. If she’s willing to attack a human being over the death of a chicken in a roadway, let her never consume an animal again.


8 posted on 07/18/2025 8:43:13 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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If anyone has ever been to KW you will know that those dam things are everywhere and they’re not in any hurry to move. My favorite breakfast restaurant (Blue Heaven) has them all over the dining area.


13 posted on 07/18/2025 8:45:18 AM PDT by GMThrust
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Now they’ll never know WHY it crossed the road.


17 posted on 07/18/2025 9:02:33 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: Morgana; SaveFerris


Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get from the left to the right
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
He ain't no chicken no more
21 posted on 07/18/2025 9:11:01 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Diaz-Sosa, Florida Woman since 2021.


22 posted on 07/18/2025 9:11:45 AM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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A headline I never imagined I’d read


23 posted on 07/18/2025 9:19:45 AM PDT by Fai Mao ( All Democrats are pedophiles )
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She was carrying bear spray? How often is bear spray needed on Key West to protect yourself from bears?


26 posted on 07/18/2025 9:41:19 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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She's got bear spray? In Key West? I guess Key West has changed a lot. Feral chickens and feral bears.
30 posted on 07/18/2025 9:54:49 AM PDT by LouAvul (1 John 2:22: Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist.)
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Key West is full of oddballs and weirdos who take its unique aspects to heart — such as an abundance of feral chickens.


31 posted on 07/18/2025 9:56:11 AM PDT by Rockingham
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“aggravated battery and other charges”

She needs a federal charge of using the bear spray other as intended by the label. *Clearly printed on the can.

33 posted on 07/18/2025 10:20:17 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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Homage To Florida Mojo

There was a young couple from Florida
Whose passion grew steadily torrider;
They had planned to sin
At a room in the inn,
But impatient, they screwed in the corridor.


36 posted on 07/18/2025 10:40:11 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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NOT GUILTY..... she could have worked for Epstein. Taking care of sex clients looking for a sound thrashing.


38 posted on 07/18/2025 10:49:57 AM PDT by dennisw (There is no limit to human stupidity)
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For the record, when the "use by date" expires for chickens, ducks, and some other feathered -types . . . in some parts of a country, these birds are let loose . . . and they meet a variety of endings.

39 posted on 07/18/2025 10:52:43 AM PDT by linMcHlp
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40 posts and nobody’s made a fowl play pun yet? We’re slipping.


40 posted on 07/18/2025 10:56:32 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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