Rover agrees!
Posted on 07/08/2025 6:06:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin
There’s actually a wall chart (The Bristol Stool Chart).
Some joker put one in the bathroom at work a while back.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they are a solid number two
I see what you did there.
Newsflash: People with Irritable Bowel Sydrome more frequently have diarrhea!
As a teenager growing up in Vancouver, Washington, me and my friends would cruise over to Portland and laugh at the bums. One day we pulled up to a wino and my buddy asked him if drinking all that wine gave him the shits?
The wino looked at us and said, son, I ain’t seen a turd in 30 years.
I refer to it as moving the mail, but I like this phrase better.
Your comment had me laughing out loud because I’ve been there and felt the exact same way! I have got to show this to my husband. This thread is hysterical.
Rover agrees!
My cat ran away for 36 hours. No poop when she got home. Vet said she was without water for that long, gave her a $600 enema, told me to put 1/4 teaspoon of Miralax in her dinner every night. Works like a charm. Tried not putting it in, and no poop. Guess this will go on forever.
Moral of story: If you don’t poop enough, take Miralax every night until you do.
“These participants self-reported how often they dropped the kids off at the pool”
Is this a common euphemism? I am not familiar with it.
She is gonna make a lot of enemas if she keeps alienating people like that.
Snort.
You know how you look at some people and wish you had their job.
Being a poo researcher, not so much.
I keep getting the “pink salt trick” on rumble.
Came back expecting this thread to have been memory holed, but it has been bumped to the top. Oh well,
Thomas Crapper was an English plumber and businessman. He founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London, a plumbing equipment company. His notability with regard to toilets has often been overstated, mostly due to the publication in 1969 of a tongue-in-cheek biography by New Zealand satirist Wallace Reyburn. Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements such as the floating ballcock.
Post of the day!!! ROFLMAO
Stay out of my bathroom!
Has anyone else tried those complimentary pink mints in the mens room?
I go once a week and it’s an ordeal
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