Posted on 07/02/2025 9:30:09 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK, NY — As part of his campaign platform in his attempt to become the next mayor of New York City, Zohran Mamdani pledged that he would build a wall separating East New York from West New York.
Promising to turn the Big Apple into a shining example of a communist utopia, Mamdani unveiled the ambitious plan to physically separate the city's left-wing populace from the remaining capitalists, Christians, and conservatives.
"This is our chance to create our ideal New York City," Mamdani said. "It's long past time to place a physical barrier to delineate our community collective from the capitalist fat cats and radical right-wing extremists who still subscribe to this bizarre, out-of-date ideal of American freedom. We're going to build a wall to create East New York from West New York. East New York will be the city everyone dreams of living in. Everyone will love it, and they'll be shot on sight if they attempt to leave."
Mamdani's plan was met with praise from the Chinese Communist Party. "This is the type of political evolution we want to see in the United States," said one chinaman with the CCP. "Mr. Mamdani is setting a great example of what society should be like. He has the full support and endorsement of the Chinese government. And, of course, our behind-the-scenes funding and operations."
At publishing time, Mamdani had also expanded his mayoral campaign platform to include a bold new promise to have breadlines available on every street corner of East New York.
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Thank you very much and God bless you.
Awesome idea!
I wasn’t for the guy before, but he’s won me over. The razor wire and land mine industry will blossom.
The Berlin Wall
Not that far-fetched.... considering his other, “real” ideology and goals.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_New_York,_New_Jersey
He is just moving the Southern Border to NYC because that is all that will be left of the US if the illegals vote in Mami.
Mami is a good example of making a foreign national a leader in the American political system...
I’d settle for a wall to separate NYC from America
BLAST..! I thought it was for real until I saw it was the bee. I sure sounds like something that schmuck could come up with...
Mamdani will crown himself Supreme Leader of NYC and take everything
This guy is an insane clown. I think this is a test to see how far the people of New York can be pushed. Of course half of NYC is foreign and they don’t give a crap about this country.
A think Mamdani wants Cuomo to be Mayor!
Just like in the past when neighborhoods were racially segregated. What’s old is new again. Leave it to a leftist
The Babylon Bee usually cannot fool me. This time they did.
Psst, it’s the Bee.
I think you’re kidding me, Laz!
East New York is actually the name of the neighborhood in southeastern part of the Borough of Brooklyn and West New York is a city in New Jersey.
Is this from the satire magazine THE ONION?
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